Jeff Bezo is now cosplaying as a working class man.

Same vibes:

I have trouble telling what is satire and what isn't.

Tony Stark titan of industry

Ooh, that’s going to get under Elon’s skin. I wonder if he’ll challenge Jeff to a cage match for the Tony Stark-wannabe title…

Can’t really midlife crisis harder than this

Does using botox make you look like every other woman who uses botox or do only woman who look a certain way use botox?

I don't know what else to say but I am exhausted with stupid rich people being in my life. I think the French were on to something....

content warning that shit.
Almost threw up in my mouth a bit.

All that money and he chooses to turn himself into this instead of a cat girl. Billionaires are idiots.

Did vogue really post this?

What is happening with his girl's face ? is she AI-generated

I don't know, maybe he's a big fan of the Barbie movie (now available on streaming on Amazon Prime videos) and is cosplaying as the Patriarchy. Not even a Ken, but like, the literal personification of the Patriarchy.

Cowboy and cowgirl costumes are fun to wear, but they are just that, costumes. The only acceptable reasons to pretend to be someone you're not on camera is either you get paid for it as your job, or if it is really, really funny.

There is a lot of shit talking going on in this thread, and I support all of it. BUT, I do want to give ol' Jeffy some props for dating someone his own age.

What a terrible day to have eyes.

He looks like a chode in that stupid hat.

wtf is wrong with her face?

Why is it always cowboy and flannels to make them look ‘working class.’

Good luck! The fate of Jumanji is in your hands.

Isn't this like cultural appropriation or some shit?

He should go on a date wirh Madame Guillotine.

"Lauren has amazing intuition" says Bezos.

Yeah I bet she fucking does Jeffrey, I bet she does....

He could have almost any woman he wanted thanks to his wallet, and chose that.

Also, bullshit he’s that beefy.

He's not a Tony Stark titan of industry. He's a Lex Luthor titan of industry.

Chat is this real

I still remember that tweet someone did about slapping him so hard it would sound like a screenshot.

lmao, she looks like someone is stretching her face

Cringe.jpg

"Tony Stark" lol

It seems like he's using Bill Gate's playbook. Elon Mu'sk could learn something from them. Same with Larry Elli'son.

Is this Midjourney generated?

That's a terrible AI generated picture. Why do people have to keep doing this? Stop it

They really deserve each other.

"You don't have to be lonely, at FarmersOnly.com!"

Why did you see this and think "that'll fit into the lemmy I want to be part of" instead of allowing it to languish somewhere I'd never have had to see it?

Keep doing you op, I guess the community agreed with you.

Funniest part of this is his wife likely has a decent EQ and he's literally floored by it. A concept beyond the abilities of his comprehension.

Is this a lost Bogdanoff sister?

That lady(?) Has a really wide face.

His wife's mouth looks like a baboon's asshole that farted so many times it deflated. You can't make toast but you could certainly warm bread in that thing.

Looks like hes dating Caitlyn Jenner now

Tony Stark Bark has entered the chat.

🤮

this is "setting up a run for president" bezos

and this is also straight from putin's playbook

Midlife crisis?

what id give to crowbar his dumb dr evil face

Billionaires really need to take a cue from Ty Warner (the Beanie Babies mogul and still pretty contemptible) and stay the fuck off social media.

You don't get to be sympathizable once your extreme gains are assuredly ill-gotten. You get to hide in your mansion, swim in your lucre like Scrooge McDuck, and have your marketing team filter and massage your outgoing public announcements.

Carter Pewterschmidt did it first

I also would write this garbage if I got paid by Bozo like Vogue.

His rockets don't really go to space.

She sees things that other people don't see.

Like Jess Bezos' penis.

Come to my worksite Jeff. We'll toughen up those soft hands in a week.

World's Richest Man still uses shitty off-the-shelf Facetune. He just like me fr fr.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4RlkIGmdX0M&pp

I read that and all I could think of, "Look at me! See? I am working class. I have a beautiful wife."

Ms. Sanchez should be careful, unbridled enthusiasm was Billy Mumphrey's downfall.

Does he still have the same laugh?

when keepin it real (tight) goes wrong

This fucking geek will never convince me he doesn't have a micro-penis.

So much body-shaming in this thread, I had to make sure I wasn't back on reddit. Fuckin' incels.

Who's that guy in the arms of that country singer?

He's from New Mexico, country-lite is the style down there. Did you think rich people just wore suits literally all the time or something?