Honestly

Genius!

Degens will say this is a win win scenario

This is a win win scenario

If I become my waifu, do I cease to be real?

That was my first thought!
If not, then the premise should really be: "your Waifu becomes real, but there's a 50% chance you are the one becoming your Waifu".
Worth it.

Jokes on you, I don't have a waifu. That would mean I have a 50% chance of becoming nothing.

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- Embrace the Void.
Maybe 100% chance.
If I were the genie, I’d say that by instantiating your waifu, which doesn’t exist, you’ve instantiated true nothingness into the universe, which can’t coexist with existence, so you’ve destroyed everything, including me (the genie). 50% chance of sweet, sweet freedom for me, 100% chance for you.

I’m a 38 year old man, I don’t have a waifu.

I'm so sorry that happened to you
- Top tier trolling right there
- That I grew up not obsessed with anime? Nah it’s been fine.
  It helped me get a real live wife.
I'm a 30 year old woman, I just have an ordinary wife
So you either get nothing or you cease to exist.

The small print here is that if you become your waifu it's just that you are eternally trapped as a body pillow for some creepy dude that fucks you and lets the cum dry up and flake off naturally.

It’s a yes or no question bud
fuck you
- If I pressed the button you would

I see no downside to this whatsoever, either way something's going in my ass

username checks out

Literally who would say no to that? Win either way

My wife says she wins either way.

the character in the photo is from the porn game Another Chance

A connoisseur, I see

Not that shitty porn game ad. I had to block the guy on Reddit, because he spammed it everywhere and now I gotta see this shit on lemmy too.

Wait, have I missed some internet porn lore?
- That character is from the game Another Chance, which in the grand scheme of porn games is pretty decent. Now that's primarily because 90% of porn games suck, but I digress. The guy who makes the game likes to promote it anywhere he can on Reddit with memes like this one, or other pretty basic memes but replaced with characters from the game. Then when people ask who the characters are he can shill
  I don't find it to be any worse than onlyfans promo, but I like porn games 🤷

sure.

I'm happily married, so my wife is real. I'm not really sure how to interpret waifu in my scenario. There's not like one particular fictional character I like above others. Maybe Catra from She-Ra? So, if she became real it's not really like I'd be able to pursue her since I'm married. If I turned into her that would be terrifying because I would be a cat person with ears and a tail.

If I could know who my waifu is before pushing the button I would consider it, but if I don't then there's no way. The chances of being turned into something that's not human are too high. Like what if the "true waifu of my heart" is a succubus or something? How am I gonna live in society not looking like a person? That's sort of terrifying.

Just to make the discussion more interesting and less about a weird meta analysis, let's assume my waifu is a human person. Let's assume it's a woman. I'm open to the idea of a 50% chance of turning into a woman I find very attractive. I don't really have gender dysphoria, but there are a lot of things about my body I find unattractive that really bother me.

Reminds me of the bisexual awakening a lot of people have where they see people of their gender and mistakes their attraction to them as wanting to look more like them.

I had sort of the opposite as a trans lesbian. I thought that I was just really attracted to girls, but it turns out some of that was me wanting to be like them.

Nah, no more beings deserve to exist in this cursed reality.

Anons, would you fuck yourself?

I've been fucking myself since like 11.

Only 50/50? Can I spam the button to get both guaranteed?

Depending on your waifu I would sub to your OF
- My waifu is in my username, actually, although it's a lesser known character. It's Mk23 from Girls' Frontline.
One button press. Independent outcome. You could have both but hit the 25% chance nothing happens.

50% chance of your 50% chance of you waifu becoming real becoming your waifu

You guys have waifus?

Lose lose scenario.

Either i become pretty, and cool, and I get kidnapped by the US army for being a potential biological weapon, tortured, and cut in pieces.

Or my waifu becomes real, and get kidnapped by the US army for being a potential biological weapon, and i get interroged, isolated and tortured on how i got contact with this entity.

So i prefer that my waifu stays imaginary. Can't be different and live quietly, on this world 😔

Having partner of my type or me becoming my type? I can't lose!

What exactly is a waifu?

A character, most commonly from anime, that the person is obsessed with and would love to move to real life to marry.
- ohhhhh jessica rabbit
Anime wife. I think.
- Body pillow with Anime character on it. Apparently guys buys thls as a fuck pillow.

Wifu doesn't exist, win win

"Of course I don"t mind that you never clean your sheets. Make love to me on your can pile!"

Joke's on you, my waifu is bi so I could still get girls

OK. Apparently this is advertising for a bad video game. The first thought I had about it: How is it regulated with the papers? Are they magically changed to female too? Or will I have to go through a bureaucratic odyssey?

Either way I'm getting fucked hard

No I would not

Where's that comic about "suddenly, you become your fursona" and the dude quits his job to start his onlyfans? That's extremely relevant here

But do I become her and then have to be married to myself?

I'd be fine with this.

Either by Motoko being real of Becoming Mayor Kusanagi I'm headbutting that button ASAP.

Am apagender, so sure.

Dongs, 2025 (pp.69-269)

Like, I have no idea who my waifu would even be. I've never thought of one before. Like, I guess I could go with Lydia from Skyrim? Sure, why not? 50/50 chance. Hopefully I'll get the Bijin Warmaiden's mod with cbbe if it happens.

I fear looking what those mods are
- Bijin warmaidens is just a "make prettier" mod for the most common female followers.
  Cbbe (Calientes Beautiful Bodies) is a "give them tig ol' bitties and ass", and it is NSFW, lol
If you become Lydia, would you also become an essential NPC and thus impossible to kill?
- Maybe, but not willing to test it.
First time I see people choosing Lydia. For most, it is Serana all the time
- I think it's just because the VA made the " I am sworn to carry your burdens" sound sarcastic.
  I guess she's also disappointed easily, too, but I would honestly rather have the disappointed and sarcastic Lydia over some, like, bright and chipper version.
- She's too full of herself and pushy. I'd take Jordis the Sword-Maiden (the blonde housecarl in Solitude) over Serana or Lydia any day.

Worst case: I bring a heap of dangerous SCP-like shenanigans into this world

Best case: I become someone's (mine) power fantasy and get a federal job

I want my ai mechahitler sigma wifu