My server became a sun
My server became a sun
I'm writing this whilst I'm burning
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It's because you have swap enabled and the server would rather just die in a fire.
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Happy cake day
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Of course. That's why it's called KDE
Plasmaand notKDE LiquidorKDE Gaseous-
Still waiting for the
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If Lemmy had awards, you would deserve one
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i reposted this comment to !bestoflemmy@lemmy.world. You're welcome.
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To be fair, I still have this Lemmy award idea, with a twist. The pay goes to awardee's preferred open-source project as donation.
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Reapply thermal paste every 24h. It'll be fine.
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So I was curious and looked it up because I would have assumed that stars/suns are much hotter than that.
Turns out the coldest star is 97°C at its surface. So I guess CPUs regularly reach (coldest) star temperature?
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I guess technically. This makes me wonder what actually qualify as stars. Do neutron stars? Do black holes?
UPDATE: By the definitions on wikipedia, miriam-webster dictionary and britanica, a brown dwarf this cold may not actually qualify to be a star. I will search further for astronomical definition.
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Brown dwarfs are classified as substellar objects because they can't fuse hydrogen into helium and don't undergo the same lifecycle as stars. White dwarfs aren't stars either, they are stellar remnants that don't have enough mass to keep fusing heavier elements, usually stopping at carbon and oxygen.
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I've got a Dell R730, this is standard operating temperatures.
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My Dell optiplex reports 126C, is this really normal dell behavior?
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Can't touch this
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Try to touch it
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yes, but have you successfully achieved fusion in the CPU? if so, this will revolutionize selfhosting.
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Trying to mine some Ethereum and accidentally ending up with with a shit-ton of hydrogen burning into helium
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Great, now my electron wallet doesn't want to work anymore. Said something about "busy influencing the fusion rate" and "please wait while I maintain the overall electrical neutrality within the plasma" or somesuch
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Okay hear me out, we got nuclear fusion, now place some water in a massive tub on top of the pc.
Create steam
Spin turbines
Generate electricity
Send to another server
Infinate power-
Send to another server
Why?
Just feed it back in itself.
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OP at their keyboard right now:
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So it runs on Java? 🤔
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Electron.
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Worst it's flash
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At least swap usage is low.
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Congratulations to you and the motherboard.
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I'm more triggered by the missing degree symbol ° before C
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It's actually travelling at 6280 x the speed of light 😬
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That would be lower case. It's actually charged with 6280 Coulombs.
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Need to download more fan
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Ackshually this is well within the range of a Class F star, unlike our class G sun which is a bit cooler. This is getting cloe to the temperature of Procyon A which is noticeably whiter than the sun.
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…and converted to UltraSPARC?
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The steel of the case melted long ago... I guess the carpet is ruined.
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the hole's in the carpet can be fixed
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Time to build a small Dyson Sphere.
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The power of the sun in the palm of my hand!
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6553.55 K
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Wow you did it! How much data to hit critical mass?
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A weapon to surpass Metal Gear?!
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🥵
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I have the opposite problem.
Maybe your server could help cool off theirs.
Take both of them and slap a sterling engine between them. Unless both servers combined are eating thousands of watts an hour you could end up net energy positive.... Or you know perpetual energy.
0.05 K
And that last 0.5 was probably a rounding error It's not showing double digit precision. :)