Go into any programming community and post that you prefer Windows to Linux.
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If you're feeling lonely, just say some controversial shit and nerds will swarm to argue with you
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My problem is that when I log in and have 10+ notifications I think “oh no what did I say” and then never check them.
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But it's only been 1 minute since you last checked because you struggle with ADHD and the instant happy chemicals are more important than completing actually important tasks.
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I like it that way.
If I log in and see 5+ I immediately think "oh god what could I have said now..."
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There you go, buddy :)
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When you return to Lemmy and there are no new posts because you left 10 seconds ago.
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🔔
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Throw a post up in asklemmy before you go to sleep and you'll always wake up with a coupla replies.
The children yearn for the mines; the lemmings yearn for the questions.
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just go to one of the more tense instances and say capitalism good/capitalism bad and you'll have more than enough.
Or if you're feeling really brave write a comment about why veganism is correct literally anywhere.
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Pick a fight with a right wing boomer. They'll never stop replying lol
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Just tell everyone you're a socialist. That usually does it for me.
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I'll give you one.
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I'll give you another one
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Just write some "unpopular" comment and a lot of people will be there for you.
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Y’all are getting them notifications??
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👋
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What if you have dozens?
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Stir up the tankies - assuming you don't have hexbear and whatnot blocked, they'll never shut the fuck up.
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for a couple days i get replies to my comments and then there are a couple weeks where i nobody wants to talk to me and repeat
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Next time don't leave and you won't have to return
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Also known as literally every time I open Lemmy.
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My one today - comment that microwaves are useless and terrible for cooking
Fuckin hell the amount of armchair chefs that heat frozen dinners calling me elitist 😂
Fuckin calm down Gordon Ramsay
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Don't worry OP
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Nothing to say friend ... just wanted to give you the notification .. hope you have a nice day
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Balderdash with 8 posts a day and no notifications? Heresy!
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I’m honestly just saving all the image reactions cause they are good for general messaging use.
