Encountered a linux user in Grindr

How about just cuddling and talking about our favorite distros.

Arch btw

Oh great, our first fight already?
i use arch btw
(Fact: i used to think arch users have ascended to the linux heaven:tm:. But after installing (WITHOUT archinstall) and using arch and saying it... what now? NixOS aint cutting it and immutable distros are...well...too immutable.)
- You could always fall back to Hannah Montana Linux.
  GUIX, openSUSE or Void might take your fancy if the more mainstream distros aren't quite hitting the spot.
Then you have to be picky that they also use Arch btw™. Otherwise cuddling won't happen...
How about taking about distros wiþout þe cuddling
Artix btw
- Hwaet is witþ þe þorn?

What do these words mean?

twink
twunk
otter
side
J/O
frot

Twink. A kind of biscuit.
Twunk. It was a biscuit but now it's gone.
Otter. Thing that stole the biscuit.
Side. The biscuit was a side dish.
J/O. Just Otters.
Frot. Forgot.
Twink - a thin, mostly bodyhairless gay man
Twunk - a muscly, mostly bodyhairless gay man
Bear - a hairy, thicker gay man
Otter - a thinner but still hairy gay man
J/O - jerk off
Frot - touching two penises together, usually while j/o with each other
Top - the person who is topping is the person penetrating
Bottom - same but is instead the person being penetrated
Verse - likes being both top and bottom
Side - I'm less familiar with this one but given the quotes and context I'm assuming this is not a top or a bottom or a verse, but instead is someone less interested in penetration and more interested in body contact and j/o together. *
- And I thought otter was referring to the specie of their fursona.
  Oh well.
- So he wants a man who's either thin, muscular, or neither, and who's also hairy, hairless, or neither. Sooooo, that's every man
- Side just means no penetration. Usually it means ok with oral, manual and frotting. You can indicate both (vers, side ok) to indicate you don't mind someone who isn't into penetration.
- I think the first 2 or 4 have heavy gay culture connotations, but can be adapted to mean any man.

71 is age I presume

Year born, maybe 🤔

Jokes on him! >50% of guys on there do not bother to read the profile. Instead, their first message is of their junk…followed by three more pics of aforementioned junk and an aggressive opening message. It’s a great time!

I thought most of Grindr was more or less that expectation. Hey, you're hot, and if you think I'm hot too, let's meet up tonight. Here's a sample.
Something like that.
I'm guessing I'm at least partly wrong?
- You’re totally right.
  What I mean is that there are many, many, guys on there that do not even attempt to have a normal conversation. There is no “hey” or “how’s it going?” Just 1-4 unsolicited pics of their junk followed by some creepy message like “show daddy your…”
- This tracks for how a lot of people use the app, but depending on where you are you can also have some fairly normal (for a dating site) conversations with people as well. I spent a couple months on Grindr despite not being interested in hookups, since it's a decent way to meet other trans folk in my area. My inbox was mostly dick pics but I also met some amazing people I'm still with several years later!
- It depends. You get all sorts. There very much is a "right now" segment of the population.
☝️
Don't forget the very well light, 4k quality picture of their anus that they do not properly clean

Does not have sex; only touches tips and jacks off.

They didnt even have to say they used Linux for everyone to know they used Linux. 😌

Frottage is more than "touching tips." It includes rubbing the member anywhere on skin.

Are there women on grinder or are there only men?

I think there are a few lesbian alternatives, but you just never hear about them because the public views lesbian hookups as less blasphemous than gay male hookups. Because creepy straight men see lesbian hookups as sexy.
- Wait... finding lesbian hookups sexy makes a CIS man creepy?
  Can you explain þe logic there? Does it also apply to all þe CIS women who find Yaoi hot?
I think I read somewhere that they tried to include lesbians but it wasn't popular or something.
lol wut
I know some trans women who use it, never met a cis woman who uses it but I think technically the app is advertised towards lgbt people in general.
Strictly an app for gay men so I think a woman would be quite out of place
- You'd think, wouldn't you? It's rare, but straight women are there all the same. Usually looking for gay friends or bisexual guys, or so they claim in their profiles. I always just blocked them.

Wait, is his geographic range three different countries? He would travel internationally for no sex romantic cuddles?

US-americans literally cannot imagine someone speaking more than one language, let alone three
I think that's language options, not geographic range.
He says he lives in Graz, in Austria (where people speak German and there are no kangaroos BTW).
- Graz, in Austria where people speak German and there are no kangaroos
  Mostly checks out, but going to need confirmation on that last one.

Not all grindr users are linux users. But are all linux users grindr users?

He seems insufferable tbh

The hell is twunk?

Let's hope someone will encounter a girl on Tinder that uses Linux. The more in common, the better.

This comment section makes me feel old.

geek... otter ?

Oh! I know that from a guy from my old work who’s gay! You know how big, hairy men are called "bear"? Well, an otter is a tall and slim average guy with a beard!