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3d ago

UNDER THE THC 🎶

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"I need $5000 to get a lobster high as fuck."
"Why?"
"Science."
- granted.
Does it affect the flavor of the lobster and do the consumers get a secondhand high off of it?
"It's important to note that special care must be taken to ensure that the vapor generation and delivery system has absolutely no leaks, because otherwise... What were we talking about again? In conclusion, lobster is very tasty, especially served with butter."
- Cannabis basted lobster.
  
  seems like it would be faster to just make cannabutter, melt it, and dip mr lobster in....
  but science is sometimes mysterious
- Sir, could you repeat that. It is very hard to hear what your saying when the vapour delivery system is on your head.
  
  "Ah sayd pass meh teh pizza!"
"Baked lobster"
- Twice baked
  
  Bruh
- Top.
  You win.
Lobster in a Vapor Chamber, wasn't that a song by The Smiths?
- Steam Is Murder
That's a cruel way of testing, I volunteer instead.
This chills the crab.
- Relaxing?
I need to read the paper that resulted from this experiment.
- https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34197845/
  
  A restaurateur proposed that exposing lobster to cannabis smoke reduces anxiety and pain during the cooking process.
  I love science
And we cook the lobster after that?
I'm vegan and gave never partook....could I get my tofu in the THC chamber to calm it down? Its for a friend.
- in all honesty if i was wanting "magic tofu" i'd make my own tofu, probably by adding some thc extract to the soy milk before i curdled it and processed it into tofu.
HUH?
Some people ask "why are you hotboxing a lobster?"
Others ask why not. Others dare to wonder, to dream.
- I'm wondering how I become this lobster....
  
  build a hotbox container, buy a volcano for 500ish USD, hook it up to the hotbox, call volcano and ask how to reprogram it for a 50 gallon container instead of a 1 gallon container
  i'm sure there's cheaper ways, but i'm most familiar with the volcano
- Science isn't about why, it's about why not?
- Srs it's probably time to rethink one's interest in science when you get to this point.
Leon is getting high
- R.I.P
  
  Aww this is how I learn? Sad times indeed, but at least that lobster lived 3.5 years longer than if anyone other than Brady took him
Here comes a stingray
There goes a manta ray
In walked a jellyfish
There goes a dogfish
Chased by a catfish
In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that piranha
There goes a narwhal
Here comes a bikini whale
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
- Lots of bubbles
  \ (oooh waaaahh)
  \ Lots of trouble
  \ (oooh waaahh)
Are they making lobster edibles? What the fuck
- "this bisque is really giving me the munchies"
Poor guy 🙈
Lobster humidor?
I know it's a meme, but thc is toxic to many animals including lobster as their liver can't process the chemical. They will get the high but because they can't absorb thc these animals will become suffocated.
- So you're saying they'd get so high they die, and the THC will still be in their systems when the human cooks and eats them. Might have an idea why they were doing this 'experiment' then.
  
  Our most underrated evolutionary advantage is the liver ability to process ungodly amounts of compounds that normally would be toxins for other animals, sometimes multiple substances at once.
- Since we're in science memes, I feel the need ro point out that lobsters don't have a liver, and have a hepatopancreas instead.
  Also it tastes good
  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomalley
Fucking life goals right there.
If I was going to die in a horrible wat like a lobster I would love to be high first fo sure
Anyone have the details behind this experiment?
Wait can I go in there when the lobster is done?
Dude certainly prefers the bong to the wok.
We get it. You vape. Lobsters. For science.
Haha animal abuse. So funny.
Not.

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