11 mo. ago • 97%

Morality

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Nutella is usually eaten on bread, which is made from wheat.

Pasta is made from wheat.

What is the issue here?

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- According to the cube rule of food, pasta is a type of nachos. I have no idea how this is helpful though.
  
  My own 2 cents is that something like string theory is at play here... the dimensionality of the sandwich is all wrapped up in what appears to be a 1-dimensional carbohydrate noodle, but if you could zoom in with a crazy powerful electronic microscope, theoretically the pasta might actually look like a stupendously long sub sandwich.
  
  It's all a matter of perspective.
  
  Credit @dmention7@lemm.ee
  
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  Apparently today I'm one of the 10,000! This was a fun rabbit hole.
  
  https://cuberule.com/
  
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- My personal rule is "carbohydrate bases are mostly interchangeable".
  
  If a topping works on bread/toast, it also works on a pizza base, Yorkshire pudding, noodles, chips (fries), rice, pasta, pancake etc
  
  For example - tomato sauce, mozzarella, basil and pepperoni works on a pizza. I can confirm it is still delicious on toast, pasta, rice, Yorkshire Pudding, chips.
  
  Controversially, this means sweet pancake toppings should also work on pizza bases or noodles.
  
  Therefore this would mean that Nutella on pasta is probably pretty nice.
  
  Thank you for listening to my TED Talk.
  
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  Controversially, this means sweet pancake toppings should also work on pizza bases or noodles.
  
  Pizza/pasta with chocolate sauce, apples, bacon, and fresh bananas (replacing fresh basil)?
  
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- Back to the bowels of hell with thee, demon!
  
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  Describing my heritage is not answering the question.
  
  So, I'll ask again:
  
  What is the issue here?
  
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  It's gonna back up the bowels to hell, alright.
  
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- It needs meatballs.
  
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  Ferrero-rocher?
  
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- C'mere, I'm gonna give you a bowl of fresh picked wheat mixed in with Nutella
  
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  You kid, but I'd you boil it like pasta, it makes a good side dish.
  
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  I wonder if algorithms are spying on me here because I just ate a jar of Nutella today.
  
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  I mean it will be sharp n shit but damn it would be tasty.
  
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- I didn't even see the pasta. I think I'd prefer the plate of Nutella.
  
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- Exactly. I don't see a problem either. Heck I'd probably do a peanut butter pasta with strawberry jam topping.
  
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- Agreed. TBH this would probably taste pretty good as long as you don’t salt the pasta when cooking it.
  
  Dessert spaghetti :)
  
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My wife: "At least it's not ketchup."

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That’s got to be against the Geneva Convention.

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- Idk, man. With the right pasta, like one laced with marzipan; I feel like I might be able to connect with some. Maybe soba
  
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  You are either a genius or quite mad.
  
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According to the cube rule of food, pasta is a type of nachos. I have no idea how this is helpful though.

My own 2 cents is that something like string theory is at play here... the dimensionality of the sandwich is all wrapped up in what appears to be a 1-dimensional carbohydrate noodle, but if you could zoom in with a crazy powerful electronic microscope, theoretically the pasta might actually look like a stupendously long sub sandwich.

It's all a matter of perspective.

Edit: shit, I meant to reply to Pons_Aelius... oh well.

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- shit, I meant to reply to Pons_Aelius...
  
  Here, I'll help. Watch me 😄
  
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  Team work makes the dream work 🫡
  
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Nutelle

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That's it I'm converting

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“I have the right to do anything,” you say—but not everything is beneficial. “I have the right to do anything”—but not everything is constructive. - 1 Corinthians 10:23

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- "And about the ninth hour Jesus cried with a loud voice, saying, Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani? that is to say, My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?" (Matt. 27:46, KJV)
  
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And I eat it all and mentally masturbate over what is the most just and righteous course of action by producing body doubles and multiple personalities to experience a simulation of the current circumstances or events occurring

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This is a popular theist argument. “What is to stop people from eating pasta with chocolate spread if God does not exist and Bible/Qur'an/my Facebook feed/Torah is wrong?”

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I was scrolling a bit fast, and thought to myself “Oh, Jajangmyeon“. Then I looked again and that’s when I saw the murder victim, officer.

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Gotta grate some icecream on top

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- Dippin Dots ?
  
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You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, that you didn't stop to think if you should.

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Ok hear me out, that'd actually go hard on pancake spaghetti tho

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- ...pancake...spaghetti???
  
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  You make pancake batter and then spread it out specifically in a long string in the pan, however many times it takes to cook up the whole batch of batter this way, then take the back and forth strands of pancake and just break them up a bit,
  
  Voila, now you can eat pancakes like spaghetti
  
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  I had to look it up, apparently it's a tik-tok thing. Looks like you make regular pancake batter and just use a piping bag to get it on the griddle.
  
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I mean is it any different than chocolate bread?

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- It's certainly got the spirit
  
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I was sure that Buddy had done this, in "Elf", but I looked it up and that had been maple syrup. This looks even better.

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Jesus, can you put an NSFW tag on this one?

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- Nutella Spaghetti For Win
  
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- Nah this is not safe for life
  
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I mean, if I consent to eating that what's the problem?

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okay but if the mere thought of eating that makes me want to vomit, and actually eating it WOULD make me vomit, why would anyone do that to themselves? Morality has nothing to do with texture and taste.

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No

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could do with some diced pineapples

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- And some pepperoni
  
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Ordinary Sausage is out there going way further with pasta and steak.

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Ah! There vomit on this post already and mom’s spaghetti!

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He’s gone mad with power!

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Not too far off from champorado

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