Thankfully it wasn't an active shooter

The cock is locked, so your education is blocked.

Wait, it isn't black?

Oh my god Karen you can't just ask dildos why they aren't black

I love this so much.

It’s silicone or whatever material? Slice it off at the bottom and put a “wet floor” cone over the remains so people don’t trip? No need to lock down the school over a funny prank.

Damn right it was hard. lmao

"hard" is one thing, "very hard" is not good.

lube is pretty easy to clean off with just water. i'd have used oil, so that whoever tried to remove it would have to get ready with a bucket of soapy water and then had to rub it up and down

Someone hasn't tried silicone lube before..
- Silicone lube on a silicone dildo would melt it, last i heard.
Oil would be more likely to break down the silicone it’s made of and would make it have a shorter useful life.
- What do you think the expected lifespan of this dildo post prank was?

Just put a traffic cone on it. It's apparently much worse for american children to see a model of the male anatomy, than metal detectors, armed teachers and drilling school shootings.

Just saw off the top part of it so it's no longer seen as a dildo. No need for a lockdown.
Puritan values at work
Seriously 🙄

Why does a 3 foot dildo even exist?

You ever watch a movie called Zoo?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoo_(2007_film)
- No... Why?
You'd be surprised the challenges some deeply inspired creators do for views.
I was linked on an R18 sub at one point. Someone else asked (for a friend of course) and I had a look (strictly for science of course). And yeah... Even in the front end. Maybe not 3 feet (that's strictly reserved for the back end) but... Wow. Surely it isn't worth it. Maybe it feels good? The science continues.
Could you take this and not die?
Ask your mom
You just had to set him up. Now look what you did.
For pranks like this.
- Sweet summer child... bless your heart.

No active shooter or cooter

Dear God that is an expensive prank! The prices on those are insane.

I like that you know the price of a 3-foot dildo.
Edit: I looked it up out of curiosity. It's 1,035 CAD. You wasn't kidding.
- Heres a 2 footer (well, 60 cm, close) on aliexpress for $33.32 USD. (without shipping) https://www.aliexpress.us/item/3256806204843239.html
  So you can get 30 of these instead of a single 3 footer. Seems like a better deal to me.
There's some great bargains on Facebook Marketplace
- I don't... I don't think we want youths buying those used
- "3rd hand dildo" does not sound appealing.

That is a very expensive prank.

Edit: Also...I wonder which of those two took it home.

Principal Victoria says she's taking it in as evidence.
- Did she say “evidence” or “every inch”?
- Well...taking it in as far as she can.
Dildo like that is what, $200? Lube, $5-10. Cost to lock down the school for an hour, a few thousand dollars. I agree, It’s funny that they didn’t just cut off the base. Would have taken like 5 minutes, including the walk to get the scissors or knife. Someone wanted to keep that monster for themselves
- Dildo like that is what, $200?
  The cheapest I found was on Amazon and it was.on sale.for $599.
- Cost to lock down the school for an hour? Priceless

Was this a cock up ?

A tremendous cock up!

Jesus christ that's really funny. Also God damn that school is pathetic if they didn't think of just cutting it and putting a cone over the remnants until they could properly remove it

No, the school had to admit to a massive cockup.

That flooring was hard on all the students.