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The unedited version for reference:

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- Zuck was the easiest to edit since the smile doesn't reach his eyes.
  
  33
  
  Don't give the editors ideas
  
  6
  
  Hi smile does reach his eyes. You can cover his lower face and still see that he’s smiling.
  
  5
- So many teeth.
  
  10
  
  I count 7
  
  3
- I can't tell which one is more terrifying
  
  9
- This is somehow worse
  
  8
- What are you talking about, reptilians don't exist
  
  The reptilians:
  
  4
- The bugs when they see a hot freshly squeezed dog turd
  
  3
What a weird picture. What were they even trying to convey with it?

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- I think in the original pic they were all smiling. Someone edited it for no smiles lmao.
  
  30
- Zucker-bot had ordered them to pose for digital facsimile. One does not question the Zucker-bot.
  
  8
- They clicked the photo an instant before zuck telepathically commanded them all to smile
  
  1
I know it's not AI-generated, but it feels AI-generated

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- Wait so it isn't AI generated if AI takes a group selfie?
  
  10
  
  The AI being in the image does not make it AI generated.
  
  10
"We forgot to take the customary picture. Everyone put your human faces back on and direct your attention to the photo-taking apparatus."

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I lift rocks all the time and a bug has never looked at me like that.

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- Give the bugs all your personal information. Then they'll look at you like that.
  
  14
- These aren't normal lizards
  
  5
- Consider yourself lucky.
  
  1
I know zuck doesn't look human, but I'd bet money this is photoshopped.

10
- It is, just not the way you're probably thinking.
  
  5
That's such a strange photo. I think its because he has a weird shaped head.

9
- And because everyone else in the picture looks like they want to kill themselves.
  
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This is an amazing edit

9
This is a really bizarre photo I hope it looks like this because there is a very bright fluorescent light shining in their faces and none of them are smiling or even holding relaxed expressions.

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Is there context for this photo?

I don't think I've ever seen a picture containing more inner sadness and genuine concern for what's being seen off camera before.

This bothered me enough to look it up. It's a photoshop. Totally had me convinced, heh.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/mark-zuckerberg-group-selfie

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I'm so scared 😐💦

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It's amazing how he's able to suck the joy out of an entire room.

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smile.exe failed successfully. running stare.exe.

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If I lifted a rock and saw that (either the original or the edited version) staring back at me, I'd be smashing that rock down as hard as I could.

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This picture reminds me of that superstition that cameras can steal your soul.

Except for that woman behind Zucks shoulder who looks like an evil henchman. At least that's an actual human expression.

2
Dude really needs to grow some hair. I could use that forehead like a magnifying glass in the sun.

2
- Nah robots don't need to Musk up.
  
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Shit. They lost their souls.

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