Tbf Funky Kong looks pretty divorced.
63ReplyOr is the problem that he's wearing khaki instead of the canonical blue-Jean shorts?
40ReplyJust realized this is BDG, so nevermind this is actually literally perfect.
22ReplyRizz is stored in the jorts
21ReplyThis makes me wish there was !lemmysilver
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You mean jorts?
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You need to have the arms for it.
38ReplyAnd can’t skimp on the jean shorts tsk tsk
19ReplyThen you would look like a divorced pro wrestler
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You have to get married to begin with to look divorced. He looks “tell her a fake name and leave the state when the pregnancy test comes back positive.”
30ReplyIs that BDG and Carolyn Page?
19ReplyLooks like BDG and Jenna Stoeber when they both were at Polygon to me!
17ReplyBDG was my first impression too. And he would totally do that.
11ReplyI think you're right y'know
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It's less about the clothes, and more about how you wear em
17ReplyHe looks like how I imagine 'florida man' looks like.
15ReplyIn game funky looks cool, but irl it looks sad.
3ReplyAnd here I thought it was Trevor cosplaying as Cory...
3ReplyA new method to confuse mall cops.
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