It's canon now. And so is a certain image format.

canon

It's pronounced sanon btw

Jandalf, yes I was once called that. Jandalf the Jray.

My giant giraffe agrees.

If you're still unconvinced, say "G"

The letter starts with the J sound.

Checkmate atheists.

One thing I learned recently is that if GIF shall be pronounced "GIF" like the G in Graphical, JPEG shall be pronounced "JFEG" like the P in Photography

Just droppin that in

Would be the worst retroactive devaluation of a body of literary work since JK Rowling showed the world how she really is.

You can tell that’s fine art because it says it is.

I read that as "Yan-dolf".

I am not even making this up.

Yandalf

Anyone who uses the argument that Graphical is pronounced with a hard G sound needs to think about how they pronounce other acronyms, like SCUBA, NASA, LASER, SONAR, POG, SIM... the list goes on.

"Sauron's eye was supposed to be a gigantic vagina"

The creator of the GIF format says it's pronounced like Jiff, like the peanut butter.

He's wrong, even though he created the format.

And Elrond is Hispanic elf

comes back

Bilbo is gay!

dies

comes back

Nazgul are just men in dresses!

not canceled cause that's true

Without the R???

Guess we need to remake the trilogy.

All letters before A are silent.

to be published in a limited gold embossed leather bound volume with 500 pages of commentary, March 2024

He should also come out with some delicious spreads for toast, he could call them Jamdalf.

Yandalf the Yrey

Ohh i see it's a geeraffe, a long necked animal.

And power ranger called down a guyan robot to fight guyan monster enemy.

Gets back up, "also, his name is Jolam." Lies back down.

The genius Tolkien, ever generous, gestured for a round of gin martinis from his giant gentle giraffe. Over gentle murmurs from the crowd, I caught the gist of his speech: genuinely it’s pronounced Jandalf.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nrk8sqZfsgI

Op doesn't know Frodo's real name is Froda. Tolkien changed it for modern ears.

Fuck him.

Do you pronounce jpeg as "jayfeg"?

pronounces a proper noun differently than its creator then insisting he's the one who's wrong

Smh. I'd like to tell French people the way they pronounce their words is wrong too, wish me luck.