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panchzila @lemmy.world

1 yr. ago • 97%

if the person who named walkie talkies named everything.

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Diarrhea: Soupy Poopy.

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- Gas: Pooty Booty
  
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- I literally started chuckling alone in my parked car.
  
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  Should I add parked car ? Not browsing while driving 💥 🚗
  
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"Maybe baby" definitely needs to be a thing.

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- It actually is, at least in Germany you can buy pregnany tests of a brand called "Maybe-baby".
  
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  Does it also rhyme in German?
  
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- It literally is
  
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bites tongue

I GOTTA BE 'WELL ACTUALLY GUY'. I can't help it.

A defib would actually be the Hearty Less Retardy.

Edit: And if that offends you, sorry. But it's literally accurate.

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- Instead of pedant maybe we can say (and I don't actually mean this as an insult)... picky pricky?
  
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- bitey taster?
  
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- Maybe... Hearty Re-Starty?
  
  Ticker Re-jigger?
  
  Pumper Bumper?
  
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  Despite what happens in movies, defibrillators are used to stop arrhythmia and don't jump start hearts back up. Arhythmia is when the timing/pace is out of sync, which is also known as timing retardation. Although we usually use that term for engines, it's essentially the exact same thing.
  
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Air conditioner: Freezy Breezy

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- @threelonmusketeers @panchzila. Oven: heaty eaty
  
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Traffic circles are "Twirly Whirlies"

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- To non-Americans they’re already “roundabouts”, which is close enough already really
  
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  Roundy abounty
  
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  Americans mostly call them "oh, fuck? What do I do?" We have the best drivers.
  
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Cats would be furry purries.

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- Uno, dos, meow, meow, tres, cuatro!
  
  Pretty little kitty chased a thing she saw.
  
  Had a pouch of catnip and a feather boa
  
  Furry purry, furry purry.
  
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There is one for bra that's close: over the shoulder boulder holder.

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- When my son was really young he called them “boobie connectors“. XD
  
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I had to really laugh at "screamy dreamy"

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This is actually a common pattern in urdu, though not for names.

Like "chai" means tea so :

"chai shai" = tea and related stuff

"khana wana" = food and related stuff

"paisay waisay" = money and related stuff

etc.
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- it's the same in hindi.
  
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Where is that greentext when you need it?

With the british naming things?

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All I can see is Law and Order.

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- Chung-Chung!
  
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  Dungie Chungie?
  
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- I knew I couldn't be the only one who noticed the type face.
  
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I will be calling bumble bees fuzzy buzzys from now on. Thanks!

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I'm actually ok with all of them.

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Although a group of hippos is a 'bloat', hippos don't float. Surely a floatie bloatie is a life vest!

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What I took away from this is that we urgently need to find the person in question and let them name everything. Alternatively the person who came up with the names in the post.

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Lenny: Edit Reddit

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feetie heatie actually sounds good

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It comes from WWII soldier slang, so it's more like if US soldiers named everything.

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- Permanently Deleted
  
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Seeing this meme always remind me that they decided to translate "walkie talkie" in French to "talkie walkie"... I mean... Why?

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- Guessing adjective noun ordering? 🤓 idk
  
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And if he named Teletubbies, we'd have...

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breasty - resty 💀

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It's called German.

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The sub's name just clicked for me. Lemme shitpost! Hah, that's brilliant

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https://youtu.be/A194vDpXzyA

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  https://piped.video/A194vDpXzyA
  
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  If you are taking enhancement requests, dropping the title of the video into the comment would be handy
  
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  I second the title enchantment request, but please continue to leave it out when it's a Rick Roll.
  
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https://youtu.be/-cCXsqiMqxo

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- Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/-cCXsqiMqxo
  
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  I'm open-source, check me out at GitHub.
  
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  Thanks, yo
  
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These look doubleplusgood to me!

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CRT displays: screenbox funbox

Toilet paper: whitey wipey

Doors: squeaky creaky

Chips: crispy crunchy (applies to fries too, known in the UK as chips)

Mirrors: lookie selfie

Suction cups: sucky pucky

Cellular telephones: call yer matey

Canada: super sorry

Football (this one: ⚽️): score and bore

Eurovision: singy country

Trash bin: isn't needn't

Needles: kneady needy

Nintendo DS: double trouble

Computer mice: pointy clicky

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- I think they are supposed to rhyme.
  
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  I tried my best to make them rhyme as closely as possible
  
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- Handegg: bore
  
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Blindy brighty - sun

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Another point: why when shortened do they call them “walkies”? “You got your walkie on?” That’s the less description-of-use part of the name

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Reddit mistake of cutting off 3rd party apps: diggie whoopsie

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Movies

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Well, acfhdzzially, Stamps aren't licked anymore, they're self adhesive. 🤓☝️

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- Yanky spanky? Idk I got nothin
  
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  Snail mail scale sale
  
  Tricky Sticky bricky flicky
  
  Letter Treader Breader
  
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Everytime I see this meme I get Walkie Talkie Man stuck in my head

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Lol

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Sticky icky

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I’m going to be using these

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This reminds me of Andy from The Office US.

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But don't defibrillators do the opposite of starting the heart?

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- I think the gist of it is that it alters the heart rhythm rather than starting and stopping it.
  
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Toast: Cheesy Squeezy

Sewer: Filthy Thingy

Shoes: Runny Runny

Shroom: Trippy Weepy

NSFW Disney: Kinky Mickey

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- A for effort, execution needs some improvement
  
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  Appreciate
  
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- Runny Runny applies to both shoes and noses 🤨
  
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