Whatever. The phrase "Christmas is cancelled" forced me to remember the fact that Christmas is literally cancelled in Bethlehem, with the articles about it often directly saying the phrase "Christmas is cancelled"
I was struck by how petty and small this whiney video is when compared to places where Christmas is literally cancelled.
There are a number of browser extensions I consider myself unable to live without.
The speed control extension that adds keybinds for changing speed and allows me to go beyond 2x still tops the list, but DeArrow is a very, very close second.