X for doubt.
There's no way someone survives something as big as a butt plug moving from their arse to their chest at near the speed of sound. You might as well put their internal organs though a juicer and see if they survive.
113'speed of sound' is clearly an exaggeration...
MRI machines have some pretty powerful magnets, but they still won't accelerate anything to the speed of sound, let alone an object held reasonably securely and only within the space of ~12 inches.
It's not a particularly large or sharp object; I could see it being pulled through the inside of a chest cavity mostly pushing stuff out of the way. Definitely 'major injuries' though.
69I would guess speed of sound is the upper limit of what MRIs can accelerate small metal objects to. So it's easy shorthand for an author who didn't know anything about MRIs before writing the article to reference. obviously something so large and inside a human would not accelerate to those speeds.
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I want you to realize the human ass can spread up to 7 inches. Oh course this can happen and they survive.
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I wore a steel ring to an MRI, and the second I got anywhere close to the machine I could feel it vibrating on my finger. There was definitely warning signs for this person, and they still went ahead.
95Thanks for ruining butt plugs for m… my friend… 👀
67More ruining MRIs rather than butt plugs for me
23Get a metal plug anyway! The Njoy PurePlug is the best plug.
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Hank Hill lookin body…
52diminished glutes
21Peggy, I can see your whut-nots...
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This isn't real please stop spreading misinformation
49There is an FDA report on it. There is nothing saying that it is a hoax or that it is fake.
If you're going to claim something is fake then I highly recommend you actually provide sources to back yourself up instead of this weirdly aggressive accusation based off of, seemingly, literally nothing.
74It's also just not how MRIs work. The magnet is on before the patient is in the room. They would be injured before the scan. The fda incident is likely heating due to eddy currents in non magnetic metal which is more in line with the injuries people sustain with their rings and shit when not removed. Like why induction stove has magnetic interlocks else wedding ring cuts finger off
49you can't prove a negative. How do you prove something didn't happen.
Read your own link, no attached image, no mention of internal hemorrhage, no mention of material. The misinformation post might be inspired by this but that image isn't real.
30Last I saw was that the incident is real, but the image and associated text are not real. But can't remember where I read about this.
15"Although MDRs are a valuable source of information, this passive surveillance system has limitations, including the potential submission of incomplete, inaccurate, untimely, unverified, or biased data."
https://www.accessdata.fda.gov/scripts/cdrh/cfdocs/cfmaude/search.cfm
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No snopes says:
Although we couldn't determine with certainty whether this claim was accurate/authentic, we observed it had at traits often indicative of misinformation:
The account itself later referred to the tweet as a "shitpost," which is a post that is deliberately absurd, provocative, or offensive, according to Merriam-Webster.
Using the Internet Archive, we found the viral image in a since-deleted Reddit post from April 8, 2023. The post was titled "MRI to CT." The caption included in the post claimed the patient said they didn't have metal on them, but that the material inside the butt plug had metal balls.
The screenshot of the text wasn't included in the post. We could find no social media posts about the claims that came from anyone with the name mentioned in the text as the lawyer representing the person.
They further point out the fda report predates that post by 1 day so it could be inspiration for the joke or maybe real but no confirmation and then explain a bit about MRIs.
So basically they can find no primary sources, lots of evidence of a lie, but no primary source claiming to have made it up.
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You can always treat stuff as science fiction and enjoy regardless. What's the harm!
6Increasingly large segments of society are losing their grip on reality. Distinguishing fact from fiction requires practice if it is to work when it matters.
Just look at OP asking me to prove a negative, something literally impossible.
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Thats technically an anal coil gun
42He got railed though
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I can't fathom trusting anyone besides a medical professional enough to leave any sort of "black box" foreign item inside me while having an MRI.
40*thrusting
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anal rail gun sounds like a gwar album
17The world's deadliest torpedo.
16Buttpedo
Or
Tearpedo
But now that I have written it, it sounds like some specialization of the pedo class humans, da fuq, I am going to sleep.
8Have a good night
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Very valid lawsuit for a deviant.
14This post reminded me of the fact that there was a local punk band when I was a kid that had an awesome song called "vibrating buttplug." I wish I had a recording of it.
8Should have walked in backwards for a safer test.
7Wonder how it would feel to have it ripped out at that speed
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He might be an attorney, but it isn't certain, but instead estimated to be one.
5"I dunno, homeboy just started yelling at me that he was gonna sue and using all this... this fuckin' post hoc and calling me ipso fatso. I'd estimate he's probably a lawyer. Anyway, I was like 'habeas corpus, well maybe it's Morpheus and take your butt-plug bullet with ya!' You wanna get an MRI? Empty your prison pouch!"
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Doubt a flare helps much when it's being propelled by such a strong magnetic field.
5Makes it more like a hollow-point
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