10 mo. ago • 99%

Must be a pissing contest in there

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- Cool it with the toilet humor. This is a respectable shitposting community.
  
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I mean, pissing is a private event for a lot of people.

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HOME OF CHALLENGE PISSING

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- IF YOU CAN PISS 6 FEET IN THE AIR STRAIGHT UP AND NOT GET WET, YOU GET NO DOWN PAYMENT!
  
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  DON'T WAIT! DON'T DELAY! DON'T FUCK WITH US OR WE'LL RIP YOUR NUTS OFF!
  
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Maybe someone had enough of the "people" who try to strike up conversations at the urinal

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  Lmao this is perfect
  
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  Wish lemmy comments supported videos so i can send one thats in video format
  
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  Kek.
  
  Ps: I don't
  
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- I don't have a dick so I don't have any personal experience on this, but do people actually do that? I don't want to chat with randos if we're not at a party or something, much less when I'm pissing.
  
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  There is no better place to spread the good word of Arch Linux than a gas station bathroom. I also let Mormon evangelists into my place just to show them how great Arch Linux is.
  
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  Penis-possessor here, so I am obviously an expert: I only ever have it happen to me at the sink or when it's someone I know like a co-worker (I hate it when that happens).
  
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  Yeah, you will find drunk people looking to have conversations
  
  And sometimes it’s just weird people
  
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  I've had it happen quite a lot, mostly by overbearing co-workers and people at a bar/club. There have also been a couple times where older men will start talking to me at a urinal in a gas station or something. I agree it's weird behavior. Not sure what's wrong with these people.
  
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- Imma find you and do that to you.
  
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  😳
  
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- Wait, are you saying this is inappropriate? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WZ09paQRBnw
  
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  That's hilarious, but as someone with a bashful bladder, if someone did that to me my dick would recede into my kidneys, never to be seen again
  
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Two dudes recently watched the Barbie movie and are beaching each other off.

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- What are the odds of there being a Republican congressman in there?
  
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  It looks like the right airport for that...
  
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It's the 16th annual Larry Craig foot tapping invitational, hosted every year in a bathroom at MSP's Humphrey terminal

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- Leave your wide stance at home!
  
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Hey stop making assumptions! It could be a shitting contest too!

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"closed for a private event"

That would be great on a pair of a cap, a night mask... or printed on the back of a pair of boxers

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Sorry it was me guys we had to have a toilet expo to show our creations.

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- Ah, you also on Shitbook?
  
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Apologize for the inconveniences we have toilet wine brewing contests there

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