10 mo. ago • 99%

Pushovers

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A hot pepper will haunt you from the grave when, some time later, you scratch your eye or decide to rub one off.

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- Out*
  
  If you're rubbing it off, please seek medical attention.
  
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  Don't kink shame.
  
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  On the other hand, "rub one out" is slang for a COMPLETELY different activity..
  
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- Why would you rub your eye off?
  
  Also, Buc-ee's ghost pepper jerky is my addiction.
  
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  Kinky.
  
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Pineapple: am I a joke to you?

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- The only fruit that'll eat you back
  
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  Durian can get you in trouble with law enforcement in some parts of the world.
  
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Shout out to elderberries which are cyanogenic and pawpaw fruit which contains a neurotoxin.

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- cyanogenic
  
  They turn you blue?! 😱
  
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  No, that's cyan. Cyanogenic is an open-source mobile operating system used as an alternative to Android.
  
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  Maybe that's what happened to Eiffel 65 or that moon Elvis was singing about!
  
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Meanwhile durian oozes into the room and onions suddenly wants to die of shame.

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- If durian was so scary, why is their meat delicious.
  
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  At a hotel I stayed in this summer
  
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With a sharp knife and proper technique you can avoid the tears.

Plus you don't have to wear gloves like when you're slicing chilis.

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- The only reason I slice chilis is because I crave the pain when I rub my eyes.
  
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  Try rubbing your genitals next time. That's super fun.
  
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  Habanero face mask
  
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- I wear gloves when slicing chillies for aesthetic reasons only
  
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- Yup. Just cut the root off before you start slicing the onion and there's no tears.
  
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There's a vegetable called the black salsify, which has a number of nicknames in different languages alluding to how much of a mess it makes when you cut it.

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Uh...chili peppers?

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Grapefruit can put up a bit of a fight.

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