Pushovers

A hot pepper will haunt you from the grave when, some time later, you scratch your eye or decide to rub one off.

Pineapple: am I a joke to you?

Shout out to elderberries which are cyanogenic and pawpaw fruit which contains a neurotoxin.

Meanwhile durian oozes into the room and onions suddenly wants to die of shame.

With a sharp knife and proper technique you can avoid the tears.

Plus you don't have to wear gloves like when you're slicing chilis.

There's a vegetable called the black salsify, which has a number of nicknames in different languages alluding to how much of a mess it makes when you cut it.

Uh...chili peppers?

Grapefruit can put up a bit of a fight.