10 mo. ago • 95%

Equality

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It’s not equality, her outfit doesn’t have pockets.

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- Look, it's in space. It was long, long ago in a galaxy far away. You just can't see the pockets, they're space pockets, much cooler than regular pockets.
  
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  Bigger on the inside.
  
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  I think there's something in the princes bride and the time period being after the invention of jeans but before the invention of pockets
  
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  Just like Starfleet's uniforms.
  
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- I mean, nor does his. It's more equal than the original in this sense.
  
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  In the future, you don’t need pockets. You cram your credit token under your ballsack.
  
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- He's got the ol' prison pocket in his though.
  
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- Where’s his bra?
  
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- What're you talking about? This is totally accurate. Han always wore a crop top!
  
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Here's an idea: what if they were both slutty?

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- User name checks out
  
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  Asses to asses, butts to butts
  
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- Now you're onto something!
  
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You know? That is not bad at all. Not bad at all. Why not? Why not the parallel universe version? Maybe they could use the chance to fix the dumpster fire the prequels were as well and perhaps even go along with Darth Jar-Jar.

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- My (new) hope is that in the parallel universe version they didn't do the special edition re-releases and kept in the original Mos Eisley Cantina scene.
  
  Remember friends, Hana shot first!
  
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  Han shot only. Greedo never got a shot off, Han straight up ended him in cold blood.
  
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  Isn't there a team doing an effort to "remaster" the originals and remove all the added digital garbage?
  
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- Darth Jar Jar. Big missed opportunity.
  
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  "But the audiences, the opinion panels, the surveys"
  
  It was a Starwars movie, it was a guaranteed success at the box. The viewers can handle a little disappointment for a better story.
  
  I could handle a non sensical character for a long stretch if at the peak of my rage that character became a such pivotal one, with a twist so unexpected and deep applied to it, it forced me to go back and review the entire story with new eyes.
  
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- Balenciaga lofi techno intensifies
  
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- Why is crop top Han at Oktoberfest?
  
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- Thomas Hayden Church that's some midriff.
  
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He should have to wear the bra, too

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- Either way works for me. I just want to see more of that loin cloth
  
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  Really? I was just thinking I'd like to see less loin cloth...
  
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- Pasties!
  
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- In space? Really?
  
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We already got here

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Hot. Do more.

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I am interested in this story.

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Where’s his mankini? I don’t remember Leia walking around topless.

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- I also don't remember Han wearing a scoop neck, skin tight crop top.
  
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  Indeed! We're not even walking over the same ground backwards, just dipping our toes into a few places where it's convenient
  
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10/10 would shoot first.

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This better not awaken anything in me. . .

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Go on...

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ngl this looks fresh on the eggs

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I'm not sure whether whoever made this is aware that the skimpy outfit wasn't something Leia chose to wear, this was. Now I don't mind canon-bending Jabba the Hutt into being gay or bi but "equality is when slave outfit" nah I'll pass.

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- In the movie universe it was a creepy evil guy who made her wear the slave outfit, and doesn't make sense to get mad at a fictional character. In real life the people making the movie decide what outfits people wear, and we're allowed to have opinions about that.
  
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  If we carry this to the meta level: The same people also decided that Leia kills Jabba in that very outfit and generally break a ton of damsel in distress tropes. Now you could say "But Ellen Ripley is just as if not even more badass, why not do that", well, then you wouldn't be messaging that getting demeaned by your captors doesn't change anything about your capacity to badass, that the outfit, or Jabba's general grossness, does not need to have power over your mind, just as horror doesn't have power over Ripley's mind. And you can't just turn Star Wars into body horror so it has to have different hero characteristics.
  
  I see nothing wrong with that message.
  
  The same thing gender-swapped, though? Wouldn't have the same impact as men typically get sexualised differently. It's certainly been done in a sense, though, e.g. in Pulp Fiction.
  
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The Star Wars movie I really wanted.

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Jen Solo and Prince Leo

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Should have been Luke, not Solo though...

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W O U L D

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Still hot (the chick is cute too)

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Not gonna lie. I’d watch this movie.

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is she tingling his balls??

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Is that Sasha Grey? I'd watch the hell out of a Star Wars featuring her.

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Mmm. I don't recall the original Solo in skintight pants and a midriff top

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So why can i see Hana's belly?

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Impressive, very nice. Now let's do Thor love and thunder.

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Yes please, cant enough of appropriately clothed badass woman

get me more badass bitches in badass full armor, best thing ever

edit: had to edit cause i cant write in freedom language

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- What
  
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  That's a very good question.
  
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  my fingers are faster than my both my mind and my eyes lmao
  
  just saying, badass bitches in badass armor = good
  
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- maybe you wanna try another round of editing? still reads like gibberish to my eyes...
  
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  At this point its not my fault anymore my dude or dudette
  
  Sounds pretty coherent to me
  
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That woman though

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- I am harbouring a suspicion that beneath her clothes she may be naked and even in possession of such subversive objects as female nipples!
  
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