10 mo. ago • 98%

Good thing I don't know how to read music

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But then you got the good ones like "Vibrato" and "Fellacio". There's a reason Bach's Movement No 69 is very popular with orchestras.

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- Did you know Mozart had a song called "Leck Mich im Arsche" or "Lick Me In the Ass?"
  
  Best part is it sounds like some somber church music..
  
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  I wouldn't describe that as somber. It actually sounds quite cheerful to me.
  
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I couldn't get my pp soft on command anyway.

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- If erection lasts more than four hours, call your doctor.
  
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  yeah, she'll know what to do
  
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  Send me her pics
  
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- It's gotta be beaten back down.
  
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  Ketchup bottle ad
  
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- Wait 30 years.
  
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This shit made me laugh so hard. I appreciate you OP!

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why even bother using the italian notation if you're just gonna put the clunky english translation beside it? very soft pp.

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OP, what's wrong with them calling you 'mister fantastic'?

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Ritard is short for ritardando. It means slow down playing at this point. The “You” above it is probably just coincidental lyrics

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- "die" is probably from a german song. It's the article for female nouns (or plurals). Couldn't guess the song though based on those three notes.
  
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  pp (very soft) is likely a reference to how the performer has trouble keeping his incredibly small penis erect. This can be common in any part of a song; it mostly depends on how much of a loser the performer is.
  
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