10 mo. ago • 97%

Ok.

What a bad day to have internet.

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I wanna upvote it because it's funny but I don't wanna upvote it because OP didn't get the obvious joke

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- In OP's defense, it's kinda hard to tell nowadays if someone's joking or not. Satire is dead and buried.
  
  Edit to add: there absolutely is a non zero chance that the guy in the pic literally and purposefully peed his pants, thought that was a flex and subsequently bragged about it on the primary social network for professionals.
  
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  Another problem with satire is that conservatives literally cannot grasp the concept of it, so they also take satirical works, making fun of conservatives, literally.
  There are people that watched The Boys and come away from it thinking Homelander is a swell guy. Like, how??
  
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  Satire has been exhumed, cremated, and had the ashes stolen and sold in an auction on accident.
  
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This is what I will tell myself if I ever accidentally shit myself. "I just needed some adversity in my life guys!"

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- Shit yourself in public -> gov thinks you're insane -> passive income from disability checks
  
  It's really that easy guys.
  
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  I dare these people to try the disability income lifestyle. If you manage to save you lose disability before you have enough to do anything with it
  
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Satire

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Agree?

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I thought it was to assert dominance/mark territory.

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- No, if you want to assert dominance you piss on the leg of the person you're trying to dominate in the style of Lyndon B Johnson.
  
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  That's my prerogative.
  
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Just let a little out, then let it dry, then a little more, and repeat.

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- Only problem is once you let a little out, it becomes harder to stop and before you know it your pants are wet from a waterfall.
  
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  I've done so many male keagals that my prostate could squeeze the top off an otter pop.
  
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I've heard peeing your pants is the coolest.

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- I would guess it's the warmest at first and then it gets cooler overtime.
  
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  I think you mean the hottest
  
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That would be a person who has an easy fucking life.

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Possibly a fetish

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long blurry clip, but same basic message

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM-e46xdcUo

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