I love the part that says no additives or preservatives "except those naturally occurring in mountain dew"
22Some additives and preservatives form naturally during the brewing process
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Hey, for all the shenanigans we pulled to promote the movie, at least we didn't make limited edition bright pink hotdogs...
But maybe we should have...
9Please eat verification hot dog to continue movie.
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that cannot be real
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Somebody at the local Pig Lips & Buttholes processing plant noticed that their meat tubes were coming out green and figured it'd be an easy pitch for the Mountain Dew folks.
I'd try it.
8Probably true
4Ah, so they put Mr Crabs in charge.
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5This is not how I pictured the verification can...
4You gotta chew this at the same time you do the lil dance and jingle
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Why god abandoned us?
3Every day we stay further away from god.
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Still not the worst thing ever, anybody remember Dewitos? (Doritos flavored Mountain Dew)
3Ewwww. Uncured.
2I unironically puked in my mouth
2You're able to ironically puke in your mouth?
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PepsiCo, probably: Do the Dew! Do the dog!
Me: Uh... I think I'ma drink Coke from now on.
2Dew Dew Dogs
1Meanwhile, there's now mustard flavored Skittles. 🤮
1Yucksssssss
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