9 mo. ago • 97%

monkey song

65 comments

Nope not getting doxxed today 👍

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- the first 8 digits of your credit card number are your alien name! /s
  
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  Aw shit. My alien is 80081355.
  
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  11001001
  
  Damn, was that a trick? It's my real name! Now you know I'm from Bynaus and not from earth
  
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- Haha, that's wild.
  
  Hey, what about your pets name and your mother's maiden name that makes your porn star name. Haha wouldn't that be fun to collate into a single database with everyone else's answers and pair all the info with your account name? Such japes.
  
  And just really quick. Who's your favourite bank, lol so fun and 100% innocent 😇😇😇
  
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- Just make up initials to make a funny name. Nobody needs to know that your real name is Jeremy Crawford
  
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  Omg thats such a Shane Grantham from Shamrock Tennesee thing to say
  
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- I've been on the internet long enough with the same name that I'm sure you could find me if you wanted.
  
  I'll be under the name Monkey Long.
  
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Wonkey Dong. Unfortunately fits pretty well

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- Cooler than Honkey Dong tho
  
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  This is the funniest one in the thread. You win.
  
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I think I might get more popular. Call me Donkey Dong.

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- I immediately read that as Donkey Doug.
  
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  Oh, dip!
  
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Monkey Bong ... It's so me

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- Same
  
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Wonkey Bong.

Fuck yes.

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- Better than my Sonkey Bong
  
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If your names start with vowels, you get whale noises

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- "first consonant"
  
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  Oh wow, i totally missed that bit. I really don't read so good while this sleep deprived it seems.
  
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What if the first letter in your first name is a D, and the first letter in your second name is a K?

Does that mean you get to be the Big Man himself?

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- We're all DK
  
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Bonkey Bong. Good shit.

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- Damn dude you need a club that's a great name
  
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  Pretty sure that company sells lame shirts at Pacsun.
  
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Jonkey Bong, or alternatively Ronkey Bong.

No clue what a "Ronkey Bong" might be, but I feel like Jonkey Bong kinda perfectly describes when you're trying to hit your buddies homemade contraption that is both jank and wonky.

Could also apply to that same buddies old bong that's held together by duct tape and years of resin build up that they refuse to stop using because "I've had it since college, it was my first".

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Monkey Gong kinda slaps tho

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- I'm Monkey Song. I'll join your band.
  
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  Fuck yeah let's go !
  
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Donkey Cong lol... DC. Not very inventive.

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There have got to be about a million people who will just be Donkey Kong.

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- Its the most common non-human ape name, like being called Mohammed Wang is for us.
  
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  I'm currently crying laughing at "Mohammed Wang," just wanted you to know that. I think that's gonna be added to the "fake names I go by sometimes" list along with Rusty Shackleford and a few others I'll neglect to disclose here.
  
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Sonkey Cong. I feel like one of those offbrand third party games your tech illiterate aunt buys you for a game system you don't have.

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Donkey Dong. Eh, I take it.

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Tonkey Bong

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- Whereas mine is Tokey Bong... for other reasons.
  
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Bonkey Mong ... I dunno about this one.

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Jonkey Hong. My new name feels odd ..

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Jonky Fong, wasssaaaaap!

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- I'm a Jonkey Fong too lol.
  
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Donkey Song.

Nice, quite nice actually. Music to my ears!

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Donkey Song.

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Honkey Tong. Hmm

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Donkey Cong?

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Sonkey Song

Maybe I'm related to River :-D

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Fonkey Vong, yeah I can live with that.

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Jonky Gong. Hmm

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Gonkey Wong.

I don't know what a Gonkey is, but I do know what a Wong is.

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- Gonk has a few possible definitions to choose from:
  
  The TVTropes definition: absurd, over-the-top ugliness in animation
  
  The Cyberpunk 2077 definition: an idiot
  
  The Wikipedia definition: A series of vaguely creepy toys from the 60s
  
  So, pick your poison I guess?
  
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  Better than Gonkey Bong. Like, what?!?
  
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Conky Rong, I suppose there are worse combos.

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Also monkey dong over here

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Quonkey Wong it is then

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Jonney Nong

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Sonky Aong...?

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- A isn't a consonant, silly.
  
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  Yes but.... Um... What do you do if your last name is just 3 letters and doesn't have any consonants?
  
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That's what D. in Luffys name stands for.

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There is at least one person named Fonkey Song thanks to this

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Janky Wang.

I don’t like this one.

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