AROOO
30AVE SATANI BROTHER, LET’S VAPE SOME CRANK AND READ NINTENDO POWER
13LET'S PLAY SOME MOTHERFUCKING MARIO CART MY BROTHER IN ANTICHRIST
6
CRANK THOSE HOGS DAY IN DAY OUT MFERS AROOOOOO
9
Where do I sign?
20So... do I get to own the entire company named Nintendo, or is this like when people just called the NES a "Nintendo?"
9Nintendo exists, promise fulfilled.
4You become a Nintendo subscriber.
3
Giant hog, for squeezing
9These days we promise a PS5 since Nintendo discontinued full consoles.
Also, you only get a giant hog if that's what you want; Satan respects your gender identity. You can sub in cat ears.
8Back then didn't they just say Nintendo to reference consoles in general? Maybe this Satanic package actually includes whatever console you like
5I wanna Sega. It does what Nintendon't!
2
I want to sub in cat ears but still also have a giant hog.
2Best I can do is a piglet and one cat ear. We can't just give both to everyone or else it devalues them for the people that already made deals, and they'll start trying to renegotiate, and that fucks up all the records.
4
This is the weirdest shade against the Switch I've ever read. It's literally a full console that is also portable!
1
this isn’t satan, this is wario!
6Hoooog ridaaaaaa
6Neat!
5Hmmm. Do the drugs come packaged with the hog or with the nintendo?
4They're in the RAM expansion slot, behind the car keys.
2Permanently Deleted
2That's nice.
2
"Dinsdale!"
4I don't want the hog but I'll take the rest, please 🫴
Just give my hog to somecritter else :D3You could sell the hog to buy more drugs
4Don't be so hasty. Stick with me here- Super Mario Luau.
2headtilt?
2
I'll take a #4
3Reads Nintendo.
Me: "I am listening."
2All of them please
2Are you a TH?
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