Virtual Girlfriend
Virtual Girlfriend
There's a lot of loneliness out there. It's kinda sad if you think about it.
I can't afford a kid which is why I do condoms, birth control and anime to achieve 298% effectiveness. Every time I coom, there is a 1 in 3 chance someone's baby will spontaneously despawn from existence.
72ReplyOr being gay 💯
21ReplyAs long as your girlfriend/boyfriend isn't pre-op trans.
3Replywell then you just gotta be trans too
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Ohio
19Replygambare gambare senpai
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Ohio go sigh mass!
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Antibabypille. Deutsch ist am besten Sprache in der Welt.
19ReplyDon't wanna be that guy but I'm a German so I have to ruin the fun: We don't call it "Antibabypille". "die Pille" is what most people just call it
9ReplyGenau. Aber die Deutsche Sprache ist ein sehr strenge Sprache.
6ReplyStill can’t compete with English word order strictness.
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Condoms aren't 99% effective as contraception even if you use them perfectly, which most people don't.
18ReplyHow would you know? Have you ever seen truly perfect condom use? A flawless prophylactic performance! It is a thing of beauty.
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... Are you... Offering... To demonstrate?
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If you fill them with water and throw them at the person trying to have sex with you they're 100%.
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Skyrim NSFW mods: am I a joke to you?
8ReplyVirginity Control Effectiveness
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