There's no /c/FoundYourMomsDildo yet?
26ReplyBe the change you wish to see.
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It's not so bad, 9 months later a whole new car plops out!
23ReplyBut just a tiny Matchbox car that you need to spend a small fortune over almost two decades before it's ready for use.
Depending on the speed of the hotdog car you should get your exhaust checked. ;)
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Don't tease me with a good time
14ReplyThis guy:
13ReplyIt's probably made of fiberglass. Just watch out for splinters and remember to use plenty of lube.
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11ReplySome times a hot dog is just a hot dog. Sometimes it's just a big brown dick.
Thanks George Carlin for your ever relevant comedy.
11ReplyI don't have enough lube for that.
10ReplySorry to have to put this out here, but I think this would be less damage as getting hit with a non dick beetle. That dick is more then likely just fiberglass and maybe some wood, making a large "crumple zone".
I have been thinking on this all day, and can not stop thinking on it.
6ReplyI'd rather not.
5ReplyThat’s funny. I used to drive by that every day when i lived in Tampa
5ReplyHey! I used to go after visiting Bush gardens. I miss the record/cd store right by it Sensuous Sound.
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I can take it. Oh, you mean in a car. I've no driving license.
3Replyooh yeah
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2ReplyI think I saw this in an episode of Blue Eye Samurai.
1ReplyThat’s funny. I used to drive by that every day when i lived in Tampa
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