The only good thing to come out of this is that the cop quit. I hope he’s billed for the damage to the car anyway.
57Guarantee he'll be back on the force in another town by next year.
38nah, why charge the guy clearly at fault, when you can just pass the bill on to the taxpayers!
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I'm ootl, what's the with the acorn?
50A pig mag dumped into his police cruiser when an acorn fell on its hood cause they thought it was a gunshot. There was someone under arrest in the back of said cruiser.
93Then his partner mag dumped into the same cruiser as well when nutbag kept insisting he was hit.
The partner at least asked "where where!?" a few times, but she still just empted a magazine into the same car a handcuffed, unarmed suspect was locked up in.
Luckily both shitbergs couldn't aim for shit and missed the guy with like 30 rounds.
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Solid photoshop to the bottom frame 👏
45I say solid bc it's GIMPed
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That's nuts.
28Uh... the gun has a silencer on it?
While that nut musta been LOUD!
That is extremely nice attention to detail that Pam is wearing a police uniform.:-)
25The movies get silencers very wrong... It would be a bit louder than the acorn and sound much different (or about the same volume if the vehicle is really well soundproofed). The officer should have known immediately that it wasn't from inside the car. If it was a downtown area where stray bullets are an actual threat, I might have gotten down and scanned the area for danger, maybe radioed the possible stray bullet and assessed vehicle damage after a couple minutes. And that's just common sense, I have no real training whatsoever. But literally any kid who's gone squirrel hunting knows better trigger discipline than that.
14Exactly this. Like, nobody is blaming the officer for being scared upon hearing a gun-sounding noise, that's just common sense that they should be actually, but to empty the mag at... what? Without knowing what the target was? Or did he legit think that it was his car that was the threat?
That said, it's surely a tough job, especially for the pay and the danger. Which is all the more reason to train them at least up to the level of a kid going squirrel hunting?
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An acorn falling onto the roof of a car wouldn't sound like a gun shot. But I could sound similar to a bullet striking a car.
6Agreed. While a sniper round with a silencer or stray bullet from a streetfight hitting the hood of the car might sound similar, there's no way it could have been any firearm from inside the vehicle. A paranoid but well-trained cop getting down behind the engine block and visually scanning the area for danger? Understandable, but a bit silly unless you're in a dangerous downtown area. But emptying your mag into the car? You can't have people with firearms that poorly trained and that jumpy... I say if they must have guns (which could be necessary in the case of an actual armed criminal), send them to bootcamp and have the army drill some threat assessment and trigger discipline into them...
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Pam would be a cop.
14No she wouldn't. She doesn't have an aggressive bone in her body. Too timid.
2Exactly why she craves power and gets off on assaulting innocent black people when on the job. Don't shoot the messenger!
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I totally failing to understand all the acorn references. What is going on.
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Cop arrests someone and places him in handcuffs in the back of the cop's SUV.
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Cop hears an acorn fall on the SUV and thinks the arrested person that he placed in handcuffs and supposedly searched is shooting at him.
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Cop falls to the floor and fires and entire magazine at his SUV while yelling that he's been hit.
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Luckily, despite being about 15 yards away from the SUV and unloading an entire magazine at the arrested person, he did not hit the arrested person in the SUV.
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Cop then insists he's been hit until the doctors at the hospital tell him he is fine and has not been hit with a bullet.
You can't make this shit up.
36You forgot that the oinker attempted to dark souls roll away from the "situation". Needless to say he was fat rolling
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A Florida cop went full Rambo on his patrol car after an acorn fell on it.
https://apnews.com/article/florida-deputy-resigns-acorn-shooting-dc574fd2cd182fadf6a238d8b1b2b4f6
26Cop hears acorn fall, so he does a roll and yells "I'm hit! He's shooting!" And attempts to murder a handcuffed suspect in the back of the police car.
18Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
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nuts?
7cop almost killed a man because an acorn fell on the patrol car, just to make sure you're up to date on the state of the US.
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Why the fuck would a cop do this??
Oh, Florida. That checks out.
5There is russian version with paper cup from 2019.
4What happened that time?
4During protests in Moscow one man threw paper cup in general direction of police. Paper cup hit policeman in full gear in helmet. Later police raided his home. There are even memes about paper cup.
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