80Reply:ε
26ReplyYeeaaahh buddy, do your thing!
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Insert "you should've tagged this NSFW" copypasta... Bus, furious, prevented, etc.
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:-3
44ReplyHello, police?
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I have apparently become principal Skinner. Please explain, youngster. How has typing out emotes that have a dash nose become sexual harassment??
37ReplyEven with the responses I don't get it.
Maybe a less creative penis then what I learned on IRC
14ReplyBecause it is now the 'old fogey' way to emote.
Unless you're a furry you are now a pervert, congrats.
12ReplyAm degenerate can confirm we don't use the - we have stickers
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Not a youngster but I always dislike :-) for being weird. :) is quick, fun and simple. Why add -? It literally makes me uncomfortable. Ha. Ha.
8ReplyIt's hyperbole + I think it was implied that the emoji was being sent in a DM (since rizz is usually used in the context of being charismatic with women)
6ReplyJust imagine more than one dash.
-1ReplyMultiple dashes, I'd understand being problematic. Ah, the joys of getting old; can't tell when the younger generations are making a joke vs When something has become a faux pas ./shrug
11Reply:---------)
10Reply2 dashes?
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16Reply8=====D~~~~
This is a spaceship, not a penis.
14Reply:^)
11Reply8==D
10Reply>8-)
8Reply<:=3
7Reply;3
7ReplyWholesome
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<|:^)
6ReplyThanks to this post I learned instead of telling Siri “smiley face” ( :-) ) I can say “smiley emoji”.
Unfortunately I get 😊 instead of 🙂.
5ReplyThe one you want is usually called something like "slight smile" or "simple smile"
3ReplySlight 😀
Simple 😀
… better! :)
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🙃 << this ones for real gamers
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5ReplyAlternate from the Mandela Catalog.
4ReplyNO
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c:
4Reply:=)
4ReplyVoldermort?
7Reply=)
3Reply:==)
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3Reply:(){:|:&};:
20Reply 17ReplyPut that away before somebody gets hurt.
11Replythat's my cat's name tho
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:/
3Reply;3
3Reply<3
3ReplyUwU
3ReplyIt's a block and a vote kick for either one
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