Jupiter has 95 confirmed moons
Jupiter has 95 confirmed moons
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Mars's kids are named Fear and Terror. Not the best parent material there.
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"The moons of Fear and Terror" sounds like an amazing crossover between DOOM, Fear & Hunger and Darkest Dungeon
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Other planets have moons. Mars has a pair of hamsters. So hamsters named Fear and Terror.
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Don’t forget Saturn’s 145 moons!
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But it's got rings for them to play with.
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Because Beyoncé likes Saturn.
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Jupiter has rings as well, they're just puny compared to Saturn's
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but a bitch ain't one
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A bitch, I don't think so, but a cow, a bear, a goat (maybe) and probably a lot more are.
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"I got too many dang moons"
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Now are those moon little humans with limbs and a face or are those moon embryos
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Confirmed as in paternity test?
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Jerry springer style.
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I would take one it it came along but the process of getting my first moon... not again
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QI | How Many Moons Does Earth Have?
Edit oh wait that was just one time when they asked.
Here's a collection:
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I loved QI with steven fry, it's not the same now
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Does that mean Kamoʻoalewa is a bastard child?
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More an abandoned one?
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Lol, those moons better watch out. They've gone over the number 10! They'll be reclassified as minor moons at any moment now.
(Yes, I still think reclassifying Pluto as a minor planet is scientific bullshit.)
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None if the Martian moons are round.
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Someone redo this comic with Mars's tiny potatoes dwarfed by Moon's glorious, massive tide-inducing, rotation-slowing hugeness.
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If moons were cats, most planets would be the typical cat dad/mum, and Jupiter would be that crazy old neighbour with too many of them.
...wait a minute considering how our Moon developed, even moon adoption is cat-like! You don't say "I want a moon", the moon just hits you and say "you know what, I'm living here now!"