fellas

Yeah, nope, checks out. If eating pussy estrogenises the male body,... nope, we can't have that. The logical solution is to instead suck as much dick as possible to testosteronise the body as much as possible in order to strengthen your hetero biochemistry.

1. Eating pussy is pretty intimate
2. Greater intimacy often yields greater empathy
3. Greater empathy towards women makes right wing positions harder to hold, as those positions are often hostile to women

Therefore, in a sense, eating pussy leads to leftism, I guess.

All I read is that if women want their pussy to be eaten they should date leftists.

If licking pussy leans one to the left due to estrogenization, I can see now why the right likes Trump, Putin, and testosterone so much.

FELLAS is it gay to like women? I mean you're literally attracted to someone who likes penis.

FELLAS! is it gay to masturbate? I mean you're literally playing with a man's penis.

FELLAS!!! is it gay to exist? I mean you're literally constantly holding a penis.

I’m sure these guys are also anti-blowjob following this logic

In high school, I had a bumper sticker that read, “Lesbian trapped in a man’s body.” If eating pussy makes me gay, then I’m the gayest mf’er this side of the Mississippi.

cuckolding the spirit

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You need to understand that this is not about sexuality, but about patriarchy. For them sex is about power over women, not about pleasing them. Cunnilingus focuses on female pleasure, which is a problem for this world view. Men unwilling to take part in the oppression of women are seen as "unmanly". This is expressed through the accusation of being "gay".

Noo I'll never be able to claim that nickname on Bluesky

You can always tell something is bullshit if it says 99% anywhere.

Maybe we should stop labeling and everyone can start their introduction with "I like pussy" / "I like dicks" / "I like dogs" etc

I love eating pussy so much I could cry while eating pussy and film it and be blackmailed with the footage by myself. There, I said it.

It must be a sad world to live in where it’s a personal failing to satisfy the hell out of the woman you love.

I guess that means I'm not gay for sucking dick.

There's nothing more manly than eating a hairy butthole

So then, if a woman is exclusively attracted to men who eat pussy, does that also make her a lesbian?

That's cool y'all, more for me and the lesbians.

"I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body" is a stand up comedy bit from the 1980s.

"Prohibit cunnilingus"?

More theocratic by the day

yes, of course a man being attracted to women means he's gay.

That was sarcasm.

When was the start of this thousand year prohibition? 😂 5/7 perfect troll post.

Nothing makes this cisman feel more queer than eating pussy. Let me tell you..

Khalid was right all along

100% a 4chan virgin writing that

Funny thing is, I’ll bet it’s the exact opposite for cis men. I’m willing to bet that if somebody actually did some blood tests, you’d see a surge of testosterone during and after the act compared to prior arousal. One that likely far outstrips the relevance of any dubious exposure to estrogen. I think we should perform this experiment. Maybe even see if there are differences between men and make some correlations.

no. its because both are correlated with caring for others.

Controversial but I hate it when a guy goes down on me and foreplay is overrated. Let's just get to the good part.

I don't need to be called out like this.

Them: trans women on estrogen for years are massive muscular testosterone beasts

Also them: leftist men literally become women by giving head

Imagine being hung up on whether something you like might be considered gay. In 2024.

It gave Michael Douglas throat cancer, a small price to pay to eat Catherine Zeta-Jones pussy. https://youtu.be/v5As4WQQH2Q?si=QXjga9UupNXbcqP6

Wanting to be with a woman is so GAY.

These guys will argue you're gay if you don't suck dick...

Can we get a list of women who's partners are like this? It'd be a great list for vibrator sales.

I checked that Aimee out on Twitter. She is something else.

I always assumed that men who don't go down on a woman are concerned about eating cum. Either theirs or some other dude's.

Gangsta rap Empowered feminism made me do it..