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21ReplyBlur balls is not a real, medical condition.
19ReplyAmblyopia in corneal implants presents greater target acquisition error variance in class 3-A cyberized weapon systems
13ReplyHow to tell if she spiked your drink.
Identifying sports related head injuries.
The competitive advantage of ketamine: Is it the ultimate performance enhancing drug and how publicly funded research grants are often wasteful.
Visualizing the field: How Brenden Aaronson understands playing in the league.
11ReplyKeep your eye on the ball by affixing the ball to spaghetti and then affixing the spaghetti to your eyes. You may use different colored spaghetti if you so choose.
10ReplyFun fact: soccer has no official rule against manipulating the ball with your eye lasers
10ReplyWhat happened to me right before my retina detached
6Reply"...with our new eye lasers, you too can rid yourself of soccerballs and other small dog toys."
5ReplyEye Sockerts
5ReplyDARPA unveils new laser eye tech that destroys soccer balls in seconds!
3ReplyMulti-target laser guided auto-lock eye upgrade for sports now available at your local augmentation center. Ads included!
3ReplyHow can we trust our eyes if what they see isn't real?
Anti Commercial AI thingy
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2Reply"Do not mock me, lest I unleash the evil eye of orbular illusion."
2ReplyEveryone had to start calling it soccer once the sport transitioned to telekinesis
2ReplyAroooga
2ReplySports retard only see sports.
2ReplyDouble dribble
1ReplyJigsaw's latest trap. Sing the national anthem of the team you most hate to disarm.
1ReplyOne is always lower than the other.
1ReplyWhy fast objects look blurry.
1ReplyWhen you set your ipd to negative integers
1ReplyBeware of laser balls aiming to blind you!
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