My problem is I think I'm a hummingbird, but I'm probably more woodpecker
My problem is I think I'm a hummingbird, but I'm probably more woodpecker
Hummingbirds are not silent, they sound like the most gigantic wasp you've ever heard
18ReplyIt's like a two-stroke vertebrate.
4ReplyThey chirp, a lot.
Hummingbirds are territorial little fucks.
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Their brains are in a little fluid filled crash couch so they can slam the face knife repeatedly while their brain just gently jiggles around.
11ReplyDoesn't their tongue wrap around it?
3Replythats the underside of their crash couch
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This person has never been strafed by an angry hummingbird for daring to refill the feeder!
Come to think of it, I'm not sure I've ever seen a hummingbird that isn't angry. Their entire language is just high-pitched invective and curses.
Beautiful creatures, but it's a damn good thing they're so little.
7ReplyOurs strafe us when we forget to refill the feeders, especially in the winter when food is scarce. They fly over 60 mph, so it's pretty scary when they go zipping past, inches from your face.
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Shoop-da-whoop: Imma firin mah lazer, blaaaaah
4ReplyWhy am I hearing the hummingbird as a soft spoken Patrick Stuart, and the woodpecker as Eddy Murphy's donkey?
3ReplyWoodpeckers simply peg the tree
2ReplyIs this a Kyle Kinane joke? Why did my mind immediately make it into his voice and delivery?
1ReplyWoodpeckers are the Robertos of the bird world.
1ReplyWhy do people have to use crypto as a prefix for everything?
1Replywhen they want to suggest something is hidden?
1ReplyAre you sure?
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