Anon looks up Danish cuisine

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I believe that these are manufactured eggs in order to minimize waste. Instead of wasting the ends, and the smaller slices with no or little yolk, the yolk and whites from eggs are separated and reunited to make uniform slices of boiled egg.

Nobody would serve this. Its for use in kitchens, canteens and restaurants

NGL my family would love this. Nobody likes the ends, and I always hate it going to waste.
- That, or you know, teach your family that food waste is not ok

They are for making "smørrebrød" in commercial kitchens. Basically nobody has these at home. We use normal hard boiled eggs, like everyone else. These exist solely to minimize waste when the "smørrebrød" needs to be "pretty", with no slices of egg without yolk. And to save labour on peeling eggs.

The danish eat eggs the long way.

This video shows one way to make them, but doesn’t really help with my impression that there’s something strange in the state of Denmark. It also makes me think these long egg tubes could probably be used as heated pocket pussies.

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Based on the video, there seems to be multiple opportunities for use of the heated pocket pussy
but doesn’t really help with my impression that there’s something strange in the state of Denmark.
This is what us Swedes have been saying all along.
- And you're right about everything except your misconception that us being weirdos is a BAD thing 😉
- Show these fine people your pizzas

I want to try the long egg.

Go suck a long egg

Wait until you see long egg nog.

I am Danish and I have never seen this...

Actually, you just saw it, so you have seen it
- Hard to argue with that logic 😂
I wasn't born in denmark but i live there, haven't seen them until now either

That’s rich coming from an American but I’m also surprised these haven’t become a thing here yet. Americans love convenience over everything, including human (or animal) dignity.

We prefer our hardboiled eggs de-shelled and single packaged in plastic in order to maximize waste, thank you very much!
- Don't forget the pre-peeled citrus fruits sold in plastic containers!
- I crack my egg into a ziplock bag and then souz vide it until hard boiled because fuck all y'all

Better long eggs than long pig 💀

Real reason why the Angles abandoned the Jutland peninsula.

Sweden: Flying Jacob

Definitely high when he came up with this. That “air freight industry” bit was just a handy coincidence.
That's the epitome of "fuck it, I'll just throw in whatever I have around".

What's the censored word

I think it rhymes with maggots.
- And also means "a bundle of sticks"

What's wrong with the chickens is more what I'm thinking.

They're extruding chickens

How do you devil it?

Paint it red and add some horns
Tempt it with a good dill.

Literally never seen or had this in Denmark.

Well, apparently you missed out: https://scienceinfo.net/the-truth-behind-the-famous-30cm-long-chicken-eggs-in-denmark.html
- Boiled chicken eggs are where there is no, and if not a gourmet, when peeling eggs out, you will not distinguish the other American chicken eggs anywhere in Vietnam.
  Am I having an aneurysm or is that first paragraph gibberish?