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29What does god have against figs?
21they know what they did
11Wasps
5They kill so many pollinators that pretty much no one should eat them. And definitely no vegan should eat them.
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Evangelists are very fond of “love the sinner, hate the sin”. They have convinced themselves that open discrimination is “for their own good.”
7Except they don't even do that. Or they just equate the sinner as sin.
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And yet, if god were real, and if god truly loved lgbtq, wouldn’t he maybe say something to his assholish followers? Like, I dunno. If I had a friend and some of my employees started mocking them, discriminating against them and generally being assholes, I’d fire their ass immediately.
We don’t see that. Either god’s not real, god’s impotent, or he hates lgbtq. I’m gonna fall into the first two- he’s impotent because he’s not real.
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read the book, God's a pretty hateful fella
24No you see because [insert really banal and contradictory nonsense about old testament vs new testament while being careful to never reject the Old testament entirely in case God gets all smitey]
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Please don't use this physically and sexually abusive piece of shit in memes. Even if you're making him say things he would never say. He doesn't deserve the attention.
18There is no god out there.
15Making Steven Crowder say "leftist" things is my jam.
13Steven Crowther
You probably mean Steven Crowder, but that also works.
0Yes, exactly. I don't care enough to remember exactly what his name is.
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You are thinking of new testament Jesus. Old testament god will destroy your crops, fuck your best friend then damn you for letting him do it.
11But he loves you.
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This meme template may be better.
9"He loves you, just not your choices"
6I know when I love someone I can't wait to send them to a pit of eternal torment the moment they do anything I don't like!
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This is straight out of the New Testament
4God isn't so awesome in the NT. Jesus and Paul are going around condemning people to hell and we are told that God will chain a women to her bed, men will rape her, and all her kids born of rape will die. Jesus himself creates a parable of a king (where spoiler he is the king) who will one day demand that the bodies of all those oppose him will be cast in front of him.
As bad as the OT god was he didn't sentence anyone to hell or tell people that there would be oceans of human blood one day.
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God does love LBGTQ people.
3Prove it. All evidence (as provided by his beliebers) is to the contrary.
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"everyone has their cross to bear"
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