Fellow millennials, how do you prevent your child from yearning for the mines?
Fellow millennials, how do you prevent your child from yearning for the mines?
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Well when I was a small child I wanted to be a bus that’s all I can tell you
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The last metamorphosis of praxis: become the means of production
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gets seized by capitalists
And now we know why the Autobots started carrying guns.
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In AI capitalism, the content is you
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Just let them play Minecraft. It's cheaper than Legos and they can't choke on anything.
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they can’t choke on anything
[cue clip of 11-year-olds talking on minecraft]
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Are you one of those moron who points at a garbage man and says, "Stay in school, or you'll end up like him" all the while he's making more than you?
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reminds me of one of my fave tweets:
"Garbage men and pick up artists should switch names"
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No it's just a meme about child labor laws and minecraft
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-children-yearn-for-the-mines
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The funny thing is they'll probably never realize they were just projecting their own insecurities.
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Mine would probably love this... I'd feel weird buying something branded like this one though.
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Yeah the branding somehow makes it seem contrived and a bit weird doesn’t it. If the same toy were to be sold unbranded, it would have a very different vibe imo
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Read them The State and Revolution before bedtime.
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You cannot. The children yearn for it from their very DNA.
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This is true. All evolution has to do is make us want to have sex* and / or care for a baby once they’re in our arms*
- not everyone obviously
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Box has better airflow.
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Have you tried reversing the position of your case fans ?
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Convert it into a potty chair.
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Why would I? Work builds character!
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Some even say work will set you free... No way they are lying
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