7 mo. ago • 97%

The other way around is just a seahorse

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this thread needs this apparently

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- In your picture the Minotaur has hooves.
  
  Wikipedia:
  
  a mythical creature portrayed during classical antiquity with the head and tail of a bull and the body of a man
  
  You either have to accept (by your definition) a Hoove or by wikipedia at least a Tail. Shown in many wiki pictures.
  
  (Judged by the second picture, apparently also a very tiny dick)
  
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- I think it's worth noting that Pegasus and Cerberus are proper names of individual creatures, not species.
  
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  Are there names for "winged-horses" and "three-headed dogs" in general?
  
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- I read this as pairings:
  
  Phoenix and the Gorgon are an item
  
  The Pegasus is pegging the Minetaur
  
  ...
  
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  I mean... I wouldn't say no to the second one 😏
  
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Is this what mermaids look like to you?

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- So the top half of a minotaur is human, according to you?
  
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  Sorry, mixed up centaurs and minotaurs. Still gonna leave the fishman here because its nice.
  
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- Hot
  
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  Obligatory Ricky Gervais: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OChTkKjLOPo
  
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- That's what Fry wanted.
  
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- I remember fucking this is Monster Girl Quest.
  
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- Her pussy tastes like human.
  
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Oh you might look like 'just a guy', but your preternatural skill with mazes and singing voice that leads people to risk their lives to hear better would be a dead giveaway that you were not so ordinary.

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- The Minotaur was more about being effective at killing people in a maze. If he was good at mazes, he probably would have left.
  
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- Nuke that damn thing from orbit.
  
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- This is so epic
  
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I would say the image OP meant a centaur and not a minotaur. But then the other way around would be a hippocampus!

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- No they're saying the human half of a minotaur (from the waist down) and the human half of a merfolk (from the waist up).
  
  Centaurs don't have horse heads, so they can't make a water horse.
  
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  The issue is that the bottom half of a minotaur is just the hind quarters of a bull. But you are right that centaurs miss the horse head too
  
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You'd be a guy who's hung like a bull and has fabulous hair, I guess that would be all right.

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- This Jason Momoa theory is seeming more plausible...
  
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- And if you are a girl?
  
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  😏
  
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  Replace 'guy' with 'girl' in that sentence and everything still checks out.
  
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And your offspring are just fish and horses

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- Fish and bulls*.
  
  The horse one is Centaur, and that has the same human half as mermaids. Maybe it would be able to make a being with the torso of a man, front legs of a horse and a mermaid tail sticking out the back.
  
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- A Meritaur!
  
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Pretty sure that's Jason Momoa's IRL backstory, though. ☝🏼

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Alternativ you'd be a seahorse

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- I prefer mermotaur.
  
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  Sounds like a heart condition.
  
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And your sibling got the other halves and you spent hours a day explaining to strangers that you are related

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- And being the fully human one you'd probably be considered the weirdo. You'd look angrily at your sibling and think "what a load of bullfish!"
  
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The only human part of a minotaur is the arms/torso, right? He still will have hooves and a tail.

EDIT: Wikipedia:

with the head and tail of a bull and the body of a man

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- I... don't mind that. Nyaaah uwu
  
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- What about the head?
  
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  https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minotaur
  
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- ~~Like many people in this thread, you're thinking of a centaur.~~
  
  Edit: I stand corrected. It seems a Minotaur is not a simple top-half/bottom-half split. It's more like the body and arms of a human, with the head, tail, and feet of a bull.
  
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  No, I do not. Did you google-image centaur and minotaur? Because the results are clear there. What is it you think coming out of his ass?
  
  Wikipedia says:
  
  a mythical creature portrayed during classical antiquity with the head and tail of a bull and the body of a man
  
  Or use google-images. Judged by these pictures 95% even have hooves.
  
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How did a horse fuck a fish, exactly?

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- Minotaur is the cow on top one
  
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  Doh haha I knew that, dunno why I was thinking of centaurs at that moment. Question still stands though
  
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- Biology fact - fish can reproduce externally. Female lays the unfertilised eggs and male fish squeezes milt (spermes) on top.
  
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  Relevant https://youtu.be/dOLaTBMxmbk?si=BzE3OIOWkrGiKw3t
  
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- ...
  
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- I mean a fish is just a lubed up fleshlight
  
  So life UHH... finds a way
  
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  How to say you're a dolphin without saying you're a dolphin
  
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- I mean that's not the difficult part.
  
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WHO THE FUCK GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO PUBLISH MY LIFE?

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OP has never seen a seahorse before

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- centaur is the horse one
  
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  Right. The image is about a minotaur, though, and the OP said the "other way around" is just a seahorse. The other way around would basically be a fish with a bull's head and human arms. Not very seahorse-like.
  
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what if one day you wanna be trans, what would you wanna turn into?

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