5 mo. ago • 99%

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What a f*cking stupid thing to say, get back to work you underachiever lol

(..Is /s needed? I'm afraid of the other mentally ill people here)

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- The thing about /s is that it can never hurt. It’s why we do science on “obvious” things; confirmation and clarity is always valuable.
  
  Oddly enough the “lol” actually introduces the biggest doubt to me. It taints the commitment to the satire somewhat.
  
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  /s can never hurt, but there will always be someone saying "I hate sarcasm tags because they're for stupid people" and that can hurt
  
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  Sometimes if I think part of my comment isn’t clearly sarcastic enough I’ll go full html.
  
  Like this:
  
  <s>Donald Trump is soooooo handsome</s>
  
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- The /s is absolutely needed - and even then, sadly it does not always help:-P.
  
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  Instructions unclear, tempted to downvote to give me clarity.
  
  ..,
  
  ....
  
  /s
  
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- I find "/s" has become mandatory, else you get reddited to oblivion.
  
  erm..../s
  
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  Not /s - genuine:-(
  
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- /s is not needed outside the US. In the UK and Oz, sarcasm is assumed until proven otherwise
  
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  You've been to Oz? 😳
  
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- Don't worry, I'll always take your words ironically.
  
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Oh, I'm a part of the problem.

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- Yay, we’re part of something!
  
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Parasocial is better than no social at all

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- Debatable, honestly.
  
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Everyone should join some of the art and literature communities here on Lemmy and scroll something creative instead of news.

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- They barely seem to show up under “All”. It’s mostly doom and gloom bullshit news
  
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  Follow me around Lemmy, I sprinkle poetry and stories all over!
  
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  Have you considered lowering the amount of doom and/or gloom that occurs IRL?
  
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Aw thank you, I feel seen.

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Go find some boobies or if you prefer some sausage and let out all the stress.

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- And what if you like both but just can't seem to choose?
  
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  Infinite diversity through infinite combination is a rule 34 specialty. You absolutely can find some chick with big boobs sporting tree trunk betwicks their nethers.
  
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The death penalty is good. Thoughts?

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- Yes, I do have those on occasion.
  
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  🤓
  
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- It has been proven to not work as a deterrent and innocent people have been put to death. Pass.
  
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- shocking to me that there's no band called Def Penalty
  
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  I hear the whispers of !bandnames@lemmy.world call me, do you?
  
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- I disagree. The death penalty is bad.
  
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- Fuck the "justice " system. No fucking way I would trust them to find the right person.
  
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We're all sick in the head considering the inequities we tolerate.

Me too, thanks

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Well, since you asked.......

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- Don’t leave us hanging, we want to know all your mentally ill thoughts
  
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The need to be so online and updated is parasitic but has been so ingrained in me. I'd like to see a trend of being more offline and out-of-sight but that's also quite ironic.

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"How many people buy what a few billionaires want em to?" Cuz it sure keeps feeling like the worst and loudest keep wanting things that coincidentally benefit the rich

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I should probably just make this my phone's home background as a constant reminder.

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