I don't know which of you degenerates need to hear this, but: DO NOT FUCK THE PINEAPPLE!
67ReplyI'm afraid to ask, but you seem experienced, so here goes: why not?
23ReplyJust a shot in the dark here... But pineapple enzymes are strong enough to eat the skin inside your mouth...
Now imagine that but on the much more sensitive skin of your dick
48ReplyThe juice is highly acidic to the point of being able to tenderize meats without assistance
Put your salami in that and it's gonna come out looking like chorizo
34ReplyPineapple has enzyme that eat flesh
17ReplyPineapple juice can be used as a meat tenderizer, for cooking.
9ReplyIt's juice is very acidic and will not feel good when it gets inside your urethra.
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They said if you eat lots of pineapple it makes your cream filling taste sweeter.
5Replyspeaking from experience?
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No coconut? Coward
61Replyhes not fucking nuts
133ReplyBeautiful
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That's how you get maggots
15ReplyOh no vietnam flashbacks
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"What's up everybody it's critical, today I bought the 1.2 million dollar fuckable grapefruit"
34ReplyI don't care if I go blind, I don't need to see the price tag anyway
8ReplySomehow, the "sold out" is the worst part 😄
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Dude, that's not what melon-baller means.
23Replyfrussy
21ReplyUsername checks out
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Where's the link to the video? I remember watching this guy fuck various pasta dishes.
17Replythere is video?
15Replyooh buddy you're in for a treat
10ReplyThe guys name is John Kilo.
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Wait was this the Cup Nood guy?! It's been so long.
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Can elope 🥰
15ReplyDid... Did you just make the post wholesome?
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Is this guy trying to fertilize a boiled ostruch egg?
15ReplyI believe that's a cantaloupe.
8ReplyWell they might have to if he got it pregnant.
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Is there another way?
3ReplyThe republicans made it clear. Unless that watermelon is dying and is not in a republican state, that melon 🍈 baby 🍼 is going to be borb!
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Allegedly.
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Bro is single handedly gonna discover the first human×fruit homunculus
14ReplyNo I will not fucking hear you out Jeremy
14ReplyBut the banana shape! It's a sleeeeeeeeeve!
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Hard to tell if that's a shadow or if he REALLY enjoyed the pineapple
12Reply 50ReplyFact : Pineapples have tiny needles that cause irritation.
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10ReplyAnd? What were the results?? This man has done science for us, what were the results?!?!?
9ReplyHe put vodka in them. It tasted like fruity vodka.
4ReplyVodka..... Right...... "Vodka"
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(Warning: NSFW) The source (includes a ranking at the end)
4ReplyResults? No, no. I need the documentation of what happened. I'll, uh, come to my own conclusions after that.
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A man of culture
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7ReplyYour fruit fucking skills are remarkable.
7ReplyI wish she'd post on lemmy 196, this was a fun running gag :3
7ReplyIf you can grapefruit your man, maybe other fruits works?
7ReplyIs this the prep step for American Pie?
6ReplyMise en place
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I'm not going to kink shame. At least nobody(or animals) were hurt from his activity.
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Someone needs to explain to that dude how new fruit is made.
5Replyfruits are mammals now
3Replyyou and me baby ain't nothing but mammals
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Fruicking
4ReplyAs someone much wiser than I once said " where's the cream filling!"!?
3ReplySomeone should tell him theyve already been seeded
2ReplyWeirdest episode of binging with babish
2ReplyUse a lemon, have a party.
2ReplyI do miss regularly getting anarchostripperism's posts in my feed while scrolling reddit in public
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