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The Picard Maneuver @startrek.website

1 yr. ago • 98%

Giant cabbage already in hand

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I thought the bread and cheese were atop a huge bologna slice, going by the thumbnail.

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- In what way are you incorrect
  
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  I think (hope) it's a plate?
  
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- Im still not sure it isn't.
  
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frank what are u eating

a hoagie

frank you are just jamming random meats and cheeses into your mouth

I like to make it in my mouth, it tastes better

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- Spoken like a true hamster
  
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- This pops into my head every single time I eat just loose slices of random meats and cheeses...which is, apparently, a lot.
  
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  ... it happened to me too, then I went and boiled myself some eggs.
  
  That reminds me, I'm out of ham, pineapple, & rum ...
  
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To be pedantic, I don't really see Skyrim NPCs eat weird meals, but as the main character, I've regularly gobbled down 3 sacks of flour and a wheel of cheese mid combat.

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- 3 sacks of flour
  
  Nobody can hurt me if I'm incredibly dry
  
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Project zomboid enters the chat

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- You saying you don't eat two sticks of butter, a whole ham, and wash it down with three tubs of melted ice cream?
  
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  I just need to get rid of lanky goddamnit
  
  He says as he drinks two bottles of olive oil that took three in game weeks to find
  
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  You mean ice cream soup.
  
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objective quality of life downgrade that a good loaf of bread and some butter would be a wholesome meal for a young knight roaming the countryside; yet today it is slovenly

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- I would say it's the opposite actually.
  
  People in medieval times would kill for the average person's spice rack nowadays.
  
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bread and cheese is perfectly good food

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- It's missing some lubricant though
  
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  You'll find that if your bread and cheese actually taste good your mouth has a tendency to create its own lubricant. The brick cheddar and supermarket bread pictured here probably don't make thrown though.
  
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  depends on the kind of cheese and how you consume them
  
  for example cream cheese is good and also cheese soup is surprisingly good
  
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Hell yeah! Add a whole salami and an apple, and you got a picinic

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Really good fresh bread can be amazing just on its own, or with some butter or olive oil.

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Nothing wrong with simple recipes!

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Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll

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Is Skyrim dinner the gamer version of ‘girl dinner’? 🤔

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Looks like something you'd see at a bougie restaurant labelled as a deconstructed grilled cheese

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- Ah yes deconstructed meals, my favourite genre of food.
  
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Is that a piece of plywood

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- Looks like a brick of Colby Jack cheese.
  
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  Of all the things that looks like, cheese is down near OSB and Jupiter
  
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- For the fiber
  
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Can confirm I just ate a thing of pasta with butter, salt, and pepper

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- I mean, that just sounds like an excellent meal to me.
  
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I've had that exact italian bread eaten exactly like that and it tasted so good

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Cheese on Bread - Shuffle Demons

https://youtu.be/1PhLz-PWmWY

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Permanently Deleted

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- It's actually free. You can fill a cart (or backpack) with groceries and leave.
  
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  Time to seize the ~~memes~~ means of cheese production!
  
  ... I'm gonna name my cheese production mean (a cow) Cheesy Fartsalot ...
  
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Did someone steal your sweet roll?

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Ooh I've been there

Only when I got really drunk though

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you mash it into a ball with one hand – ergonomic cheese sandwich

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- I once took my thanksgiving leftovers and put it through a food processor and made thanksgiving bricks.
  
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  Why 💀
  
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Girl dinner?

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That's just called being whute

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White people food

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- As a white person i can confirm
  
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- Hexbear user
  
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