It's like a more challenging version of the trolley problem

Pack it in guys this is the comment.

That's because it was part of a scrapped movie in the franchise. It wad going to be called Shrek's choice with Shrek being played by Meryl Streep

It was the rule 34 version.

It's a speaking donkey so don't assume standard donkey laryngeal and//or oral anatomy

I, too, initially did not read the meme carefully enough.

Yeah but a talking donkey in the hand is worth at least two birds in the bush ...

Don't knock it until you've tried it

How much teeth do you like?

But in the morning? He's making waffles.

Maybe it's a real Donkey Chotte

But this "unprocessed salami" can speak. Kinda puts them on level playing field.
Unless, of course, salami is voiced by Eddie Murphy, in which case it's an easy pick.

But the unprocessed Salami will suck my dick. So

Unprocessed salami?

You might be taking the internet too seriously

I have yet to meet the random animal that I dislike more than the average human.

Looks like an elf to me!

Rarified salami, hahaha, that got a good chuckle out of me

The Internet would like you to verify that you read the whole meme carefully before posting.

Who says their dick is bigger? Maybe they have a smaller dick... would you be into it then?

This is the only acceptable answer

That's the thing. They're all the same from there side...

Donkeys don't drink coffee.

I mean I'm sure some ace people like to engage in sexual activity. Sexual attraction and libido are different.

I like to think saving them but rejecting the offer might be an option.

Making bad crops is part of the post-ironic meme meta

They're cropping out watermarks. Better to just leave it in but oh well

I think it is to avoid image searches from easily finding the original image. You'll also find pictures flipped, tilted slightly, or have their colors changed just a little bit.

Lemmy keeps pushing transphobic jokes to the top. It's slithly concerning.

You can only pick one.

Go back to guarding Princess Fiona.