Please discuss.

This appears to be a variation of the "standwich." Please see the attached for an example.

The question is, if this appears on a captcha asking to click only on the sandwich images. Would you click on it?
- Considering the captcha doesn't actually know, and just judges if you are correct based off of other users entries I would click on it. My guess is most users would click it, but it's ambiguous enough that you'd probably pass the captcha either way.
I miss when Tesco Value ham would label itself as such, rather than hiding behind fake farm names.
Ah, so this one would be a double horseshoe standwich?
Ah, but of course!

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Hmm... so a steak is a salad, and a salad is nachos? Something screwy here...
- Salad is only nachos if it contains croutons, won ton strips, or some other form of free-floating non-structural starch.
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So answer is yes
- It's sushi. The carbs form four sides of the cube.

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Hey, pass me that sandwich.

You mean this ba-oh my god.

The last time someone made a bagel with everything on it it put the universe in jeopardy.
- The everything bagel needs to include smaller everything bagels on it or it doesn't include everything.

It is a sandwich because the toppings are sandwiched between bread. But it's not a good sandwich.

Now, they wouldn't be toppings in this configuration, would they?

It's two sandwiches...topologically speaking.

If you take the traditional idea of a sandwich and draw a loop around the plane where the surfaces come together you get a mathematical sandwich.

Since the bagel abomination has two such areas and you can draw non-intersecting loops around each, it follows that there are indeed two sandwiches present.

That depends on your definition of a sandwichable surface. If crust can be buttered as well and is considered equal to cut surfaces (which, coming from a rye bread country, is certainly the case with these fluffy things), then this is simply a sandwich without filling in the middle. This might also be achieved by suboptimal spreading on a single surface.
- I'm pretty sure it counts as a sandwich as defined by the ham sandwich theorem. The only part that might be debatable is that the filling is not a single connected volume, but that doesn't seem to be required by the proof.

This is clearly a sandwich. The confusion comes from how absurdly sub-optimal its construction is.

Top bun? Check

Bottom bun? Check

Yep, it's a sandwich. I'd like to see a video of you eating it now.

Political lol

The most political a topic could possibly be, in fact.

Every day we stray further from the light of lord

Yes but it’s not a very good one

Yes.

A hot dog is also a sandwich

Pretty sure flatbread predated leavened bread, so it’s reasonable to conclude tacos predated both hot dogs and sandwiches.
Conclusion: Hot dogs are tacos, sandwiches are broken tacos.
- Are pizzas just unfinished tacos then?
- and thus kitchens are just covered campfires now?
So sandwich is the parent category, and hot dogs are a type of sandwich? Are burgers, too?
Oh no I accidentally started researching, there is an actual British Sandwich Association that defines sandwich as "any form of bread with a filling, generally assembled cold". The USDA, however, has different definitions for open and closed sandwiches and it depends on the percentage amounts of bread and meat... I guess if you put cheese on your bread it's not a sandwich at all!
- Heresy! I demand the BSA's definition to be accepted and adopted everywhere! "if you put cheese on your bread its not a sandwich at all!" - this is unbeliveable and hilarious
What? No.
A hot dog is a taco.
- A taco is also a sandwich
- Well, everyone knows that.
  But by current BSA standards a taco is a sandwitch. So it checks out.
- Taco is Mexican for sandwich.

What do we call it if it is also cut and filled in the conventional bagel plane?

xandwich
- I like the way you think. That also leaves open the possibly of the yandwich, which is cut into three equal segments in the same way as the opening post, and the xyandwich when you combine the x and y options.
- Not an xorwich?
- The right answer.
Sandwich cut in half
- I realise that you are correct, but which way is the sandwich, and which way is the cut? It's filled on both planes.

Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Goodbye horseshoe theory hello half-bagel theory.

The theory of a donut shaped galaxy is genius. I stole it from Homer Simpson.

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According to that, I think OP would have a sandwich.

It's a sandwich, but it's not a sandwich sandwich

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No, a sandwich is made from slices of bread.

Is this not a piece of bread that was sliced in half?
- doesn't make it slices
What about an Ice Cream Sandwich? No bread, but sandwich is in the name.
- Cube rule says starch is on the outside, so it's a sandwich.
  IF you refuse to recognize the cookie as a starch, then an ice cream sandwich is a salad.
- thus no sandwich
- Are you suggesting that baguette is not bread?
- A French Sub, so L'Englouti.
- a stuffed baguette
  you cant just label any combination of food that contains bread a sandwich

It's a bagel "standwich"

Technical definition is a 3-Torus sandwich, defined as any sandwich that is homeomorphic to the Cartesian product of three circles.

Isn't it S_1 x S_1 x [0, 1] here though?

I'd say yes but you definitely have to eat it in that direction.

No, this is a red flag of sociopathic tendency

That, I believe, is what we refer to as an "abomination"

If this photo was in black and white I’d briefly mistake it for a bad welding job.

Is peanut butter and jelly an epoxy: please discuss.
- Is bread a building material?

Similar to tomatoes being botanically a fruit
More specifically, tomatoes are berries, as are bananas. But strawberries are not berries at all.
- Cucumbers though

It's clearly a burger.

Strange flex, but okay.

Ugh reddit shiver.

Some people just want to watch the world burn.

It is a kind of sandwich.

It fits the description.

No and only demented sociopaths put jelly on the bagel.

Peanut butter goes best with cinnamon raisin bagels should you choose a bagel.

if you said pass me that sandwich would a reasonable person assume you meant that in which case no

It’s two halves of a bagel stuck together with jam and peanut butter to reform a solid torus. It’s math. They COULD have had an easy time eating your math, but the construction made it more difficult.