Brazilian Sharks Test Positive for Cocaine
Brazilian Sharks Test Positive for Cocaine
Trace amounts of cocaine have been detected in Brazilian sharks, raising concerns about the impact on marine life.
I'm Dr. Sharkzo and I like cocaaaaine.
(I understand this reference might be a bit old for most of the platform but if you're unfamiliar with it just browse some clips of Dr. Rockso)
48Ca-Ca-Ca YEEAAAHHH, baby...
16Metalocalypse isn't old, it only came out... 18 years ago... damnit
11There is a person somewhere who just finished their SATs and was conceived to... DUNCAN HILLS COFFEE
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So much cocaine...
6A coo-coo-coo-coo!!!
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Cocaine shark do do do do do do
36"jar jar binks has a caribbean black accent"
1That song has to be a by-product of cocaine use
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I assume Cocaine Shark is already a movie on Tubi, but if it isn't give it a couple weeks.
21It's a movie produced in 2023: https://m.imdb.com/title/tt27036391/
Shockingly, it's not made by The Asylum.
17I'm kind of impressed. I've never seen a 1.8 imdb rating before
9Nice. And yeah, it's on Tubi. I think it can be properly reclassified as a documentary given this article here.
3And if you think that one's scary, wait until you see Cocaine Pangolin.
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Is that the sequel to Cocaine Bear? Where the sharks start swimming up rivers and they release the bear to fight the shark.
Like a Godzilla movie?
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Does that mean they're banned from the Olympics?
11No, they just can’t compete under the shark flag
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How can a shark even do cocaine without a blowhole?
11Through the gills
4There are the real questions.
Mabes they like feeling on their gums
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I didn't even know there were that many sharks
10...And my guy can't find shit.
5Jaws 8 won't be so bad because his crippling coke addiction has ground all his teeth to nubs.
2Brazilian snowpowder, works on people, works on sharks. Wonder what else it'll work on.
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