Muh pea sandwich (OC)

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I see the pea, I see the butter. Where is the nut?

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- There is a very bad joke to be made in this comment
  
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I eat my peas with honey I've done it all my life It makes them taste quite funny But it keeps them on my knife

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- Thanks for the nostalgia!
  
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Ok, but what's underneath the peas? Mozzarella, brie, Camembert, fondant, cream cheese, Duncan Heinz frosting? We need to know how big a crime this truly is.

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- Just normal butter.
  
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  That is a lot of butter!
  
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  Why does the butter look like a solid slice of cheese?
  
  Did you cut it thinly?
  
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  How much butter do you go through a week lmao
  
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- Yeah, what's the offense here? I regularly have avocado/pea sandwiches - they're really good.
  
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  My wife disagrees.
  
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Is a single piece of bread with stuff on it a sandwich?

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- Yes, its an open faced sandwich
  
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- Good question. Like pizza, nigiri sushi, and a slice of pumpkin pie, this is toast.
  
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- Is a single piece of bread with a single piece of bread with a single piece of bread on it a sandwich?
  
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No.

Edit: thank you for sharing; no.

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There are so many things wrong or weird here.

I've never seen peas like that, they look more like unripe berries of some kind?

No salt or anything other than peas and butter? I really hope it's not unsalted butter at least...

And what's with the butter somehow looking room-temperature soft in some places and almost frozen in others? It's melty and weirdly solid at the same time. There are places where it has crumbled and cracked like at the top corner of the bread.

I love butter but that's a disgusting amount, it almost looks like you just pressed slices of butter into it and didn't spread it at all.

That's one of the most unappetising pieces of bread I've ever seen.

I wouldn't be surprised if this was proven to be an AI-generated image, the more you look at it the more things don't seem right.

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- They are fresh peas from a garden and not using enough butter would make them roll away...
  
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- I think they're just normal uncooked peas? Which somehow makes it worse
  
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  Both the peas and the butter are rather sweet, so it's great.
  
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When I was a kid I would mix my peas and mashed potatoes together then make a sandwich with that. REALLY fucking tasty

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smack barm pea wet

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Raw peas? Kinda strange for sure.

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Do you eat it with a fork and knife, or do you just have a really square bite?

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- 🔳🫦
  
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