Hurricane Debby blows cocaine worth over $1 million onto beach in Florida Keys, U.S. Border Patrol says
Hurricane Debby blows cocaine worth over $1 million onto beach in Florida Keys, U.S. Border Patrol says
The trove of drugs, washed ashore by Hurricane Debby, was found by a good Samaritan, according to the U.S. Border Patrol.
Come to Florida with snow white beaches. It'll make your toes tingle.
38This’ll get shortened to “Debbie blows $1mil cocaine on Florida Beach, US Border Patrol” in short order I’m sure….
31And then she'll do Dallas.
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Sharknado 4: Cocaine Sharknado, coming soon!
29To correctly number them…
Sharknado 9: It’s Cocaine Time!
(An IMDB search for the titular name shows eight TV Movies/Specials.)
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Amazing! $900,000 worth of cocaine on the beach!?
17Wow! $800,000 worth of cocaine is crazy!
7Wow, I wonder if some upstanding citizen will report this $700,000 pile of cocaine to the proper authorities?
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Florida man snorts entire beach
14I like that the headline sounds like there was just a $1mil pile of loose cocaine somewhere that got blown away by the hurricane.
14Brb heading to Florida for... A thing
13This explains the whole Florida man thing honestly
13Florida man is about to get a boost of energy.
12Must be something in the air
8Florida Man VS Cocaine Gator. Who will win this epic showdown?
7Got a key bump.
I'll let myself out.
7For $1M I hope it's a couple of keys and not just a bump.
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Good lord I wish I was on a Florida beach right now
7Fox news tonight: WHY IS THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION NOT DOING MORE TO COMBAT HURRICANES BRINGING DRUGS INTO THE COUNTRY?
4thats a lot of blow.
3How is giving that amount of cocaine to the regime being "a good Samaritan"? Double standards!
1More like hurricane Charlie.
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