Did you expect to be here, now?

Nope, I expected to be dead no later than four years ago

Somewhat. I have to be somewhere at some stage, why not here?

Here, where is this ? who am i ? what's now ? do i have expectations ?

Am i a bowl of petunias or a whale ?

I take the Gandalf approach.

And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"

No, but what can you do when the buses are like this?

No. Glad though.

I never expected to get married (though I also didn’t really understand what marriage would be beforehand). I also thought I lost my chance at emigration, but luckily I made it. I didn’t think I’d be here, but I’m so, so glad.

I also never expected to be back in school, but that’s a necessary evil.

Yeah.

https://youtu.be/fIyYTN86_Uk?t=29

When do you ask if I expected it?

Not in my wildest dreams.

Probably yes, there was a time I thought no. I've got a solid routine so I can pretty much guess exactly where I'll be in 5 years from now too. So, if I Still exist at that time, I can make a good guess

Dunno where I was going to be since I wasn't really thinking about it. But, there are worst places to be than here so I'm not complaining.

I didn't expect to be most places I ended up.

Man, I thought I'd be asleep by now!