The next best thing

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- I love the fact that he trims his beard like that. That's awesome.
  
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9/10 .... that bat'leth should have duct tape hand grips ..... and it should be spotted with rust.

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- No honorable warrior would allow his weapon to rust.
  
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  Who said anything about honor? ..... for Mr. Green, the Klingon Empire should at least find him handsome.
  
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- Or duct tape holding one of the pointy parts on after it broke that one time Red tried to prove to Harold that yes he could cut down a tree with it.
  
  His second try did work, proving him right, though Harold contends that it didn't count because the second "tree" barely even qualified as a stick.
  
  "I never said I could cut down an old tree, I just said I bet I could cut down a tree with this thing!" Red wins on that technicality and Harold rolls his eyes and cuts to the next scene.
  
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  This, THIS is the type of fan creation that could save the Internets. So sick of harry potter fanfic and all anime, let's pump up RED GREEN, the lodge and HAROLD. yasss
  
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We're all in this together.

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- Keep your stick on the ice.
  
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- Except for you
  
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Been low-key nostalgic enough to ponder giving this show a rewatch. Wonder if it aged well. Felt wholesome enough at the time, but I was just a wee lad.

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- I've been watching bits of it on YT. Still funny, but some of the shine has worn off IMO.
  
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  I watched it for the first time recently. In my opinion you can tell its age but it's certainly good entertainment still.
  
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- It's still going as a podcast. And, yeah, it holds up, for those of us with a taste for it.
  
  Everyone I know who doesn't enjoy it today never enjoyed it before.
  
  "You mean it didn't get better in all that time?!"
  
  "I mean ... Did anyone expect us to?"
  
  (Roughly quoted from the podcast, haha.)
  
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  There's a pod?! ::::drops everything::::
  
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- I went to see him live a few years ago. I hadn't watched the show in years but have fond memories.
  
  Was a great show, the audience was almost exclusively 50+ guys (so I was an outlier) and the audience participated just like it was a live audience during filming. Goofy, absolutely, but it was good fun.
  
  I don't have the episodes but it's on my list to grab the collection eventually.
  
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- The "Winter of Discount Tent" skits alone are worth the time. It's good fun.
  
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- https://youtube.com/@redgreentv
  
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And remember: keep your stick on the ice

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- And remember: Keep your bat'leth on the throat of your enemy!
  
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This is beautiful.

Also, I feel like Uncle Red and Scotty could easily be related.

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Who is this?

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- Red from the Red Green Show.
  
  https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Red_Green_Show
  
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  ...15 seasons. Holy crap.
  
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Thank you for the Red Green reference. Good times, good times

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I mean, that's actually great advice.

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- Advice.? Red green is full of it.
  
  The duct tape Council would like to remind you all solutions are temporary.
  
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  I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.
  
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  I am a man
  
  But I can change
  
  If I have to
  
  I guess.
  
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  Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati. When all else fails, play dead.
  
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This is one of my favourite episodes.

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Blame me for Red Green.

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Ah the incel battle cry!

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