Ok now I'm curious about what the fuck the two centipedes I found in my basement that I thought were fucking were actually doing. They sure looked like they were fucking.
114Maybe they were those queer centipedes that fuck in person. Degenerates
113They do it just for fun! Gross.
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Don't humanize centipedes! That leads to strange and disturbing things...
52too late
Too late
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There are way, way more "centipede monster girl" image results... DuckDuckGo/Google
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36Someone has already centipedized humans. This is the next step.
30Don’t humanize centipedes
I'M DOING MY PART!
22Just gonna take a quick stroll over to rule34.xxx and see what there is to see...
Edit: Jesus fuck 638 results. We just needed ONE to confirm the rule, but 638?!
11And three movies that never should have been made.
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When two centipedes
love each otherare both really hungry...28A disappointingly large proportion of the general population appears to be unable to tell the difference between centipedes and millipedes. Is it possible that the "centipedes" you saw were actually millipedes? If so, they may have been "fucking", or at least the millipede equivalent of it.
Additionally, it appears that this "fact" is actually wrong (big surprise, huh?). Many species of centipede do have courtship strategies that involve males and females meeting up. The sexes may even employ various forms of physical touch as part of the process. So, it's certainly possible that the critters you saw where centipedes courting each other.
22https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centipede#/media/File%3AMillipede_centipede_side-by-side.png
Assuming this is actually representative of the difference, it was definitely a pair of centipedes.
I'm not surprised in the least that at a minimum it's more complicated than the meme suggests, and now I've learned far more about centipedes than I ever wanted to. Thanks!
9millepedes are gross. centipedes are scary
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Centipedes see other Centipedes as food, which is why they reproduce this way.
Source: made it up, but it seems logical. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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The last time I left sperm packets on the ground I was branded a "pervert" and a "freak" and told to leave the restaurant immediately before they called the police.
95Have you tried growing 98 more legs first?
49Or at least 28 more
1997
7I think they always have an odd number of pairs, so 96 or 100.
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You need to dress it up as geocaching.
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Sooo are centipedes like fruit flies and not engage in any real form of sexual selection, or is the female going around judging the fuck out of every jizz pile she encounters?
"Mmm-mm, look at that poor viscosity, obviously from a low-quality male. This one on the other hand: deep color, firm texture, nice and sticky... clearly produced by a male with the superior genes I want to pass along to my offspring."
80The DoorDash approach to sexual reproduction. Fantastic.
77Oh boy, the jar arrived!
26And a complementary turkey baster, too!
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So THAT'S how Vance & his wife have kids: he leaves her some fresh sperm in the couch
42damn, the lore thickens
11I was ready for lizard people but bug people is where I draw the line.
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Octopi do something similar but at least they meet up, the dude will just hand her his dick tentacle for later.
Octopi being octopi I would assume it grows back.So it's one specific Cephalopod that actually makes a shell and they actually die after giving it to the female.38Most cephalopods die after mating. Their sex hormones make them go crazy and they stop looking for food except to eat themselves occasionally. Once the sex hormone glad starts pumping them out, it doesn't stop until they die a horrible death. Live fast and die young.
39I've met people like this
17You mean you have to choose between a life without sex and a gruesome death? ... Tough call.
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Taking “hit it and quit it” to the next level.
Skeet and yeet.
38Does this mean jd vance is a centipede?
35Good for him that his wife found the packets in the couch.
8Just wrote that. Should have read comments first. Like minds & all.
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I've heard that this is how incels reproduce.
11Don't pick up crusty socks
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So we're just walking around and stepping on centipede cum?
10Unless the centipede female are very efficient
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Relationship goals.
10I'm pretty sure this is how the junkies in my town reproduce.
9That's...
That's amazing
8The logistics of those legs....
7Legistics?
6Legit
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its a skeet world for them
6I’m new to this. How can I delete this thread? It’s bringing me nightmares. K thx by
5thank god, i hated those fuckers enough already, if i had known they'd been capable of fucking i think i'd probably be done for by now.
5Didn't you read? those 'fuckers' don't do much in terms of fucking
/j
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This is the world librulz want!
3Epitoky/Shizogamy is where it's really at
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