That is so cruel to even SUGGEST!
Poor worm would STARVE in Cheeto's head cavity!
45The original brain worm actually did starve in RFK
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Trump could honestly use the restorative powers of a Goa'uld given what he looks like at the moment.
Also, if I had to pick, I would probably prefer Goa'uld rule to be honest.
34Maga, kree!
15Lol, that was an unexpected reference.
7Was it? When I read the tweet I was actually suprised this wasn't posted in some Stargate shitposting community!
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Indeed.
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are we sure trump doesn’t already have one?
22I came here to say exactly this. Granted, I don’t think Trump is an eat roadkill and questionably sourced pork kind of guy.
11His brain worms are more discerning.
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The poor thing probably died from cocaine overdose
7It tried to escape after his assassination attempt, which is why he wore the ear-bandage for so long.
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So, sorta like in Animorphs when Visser 3 wants a new host body?
16What, a yeerk?! 😁
8Holy shit, an Animorph reference. Today is gonna be a good day.
6My thoughts exactly
4
I hear the worm is three feet long and takes nearly a minute to pass to a new host. Loud slimy wet sounds occur the whole time up to several yards away. Reports of inaudible ultrasonic squealing was picked up by more specialized instruments including the occasional clicks and buzzes. Its unknown how they communicate with the swarm at a long distance however, but their collective behavior is unnerving to say the least.
15Adults can’t leave their host, you have to use a baby from a mature female.
11Don’t blame me, I voted for brain worm.
11Usually parasitic worms are spread ass to mouth.
9So how does that apply to two people who are talking out of their ass?
2An intermediary or two
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I'm kinda surprised the democrats weren't able to offer him something in exchange for staying in
3🎶 Previously on BrainDead! 🎶
3It's dead jim. I'm not a magician!
3They are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I'd like to hear it
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