3 wk. ago • 95%

Happy Birthday

55 comments

2022 years ago? So this must be Christ reincarnated.

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- No no. Jesus was born on 0AD. This kid was born on 2AD. Jesus would have been 2 years old, so he hadn't yet died.
  
  Whats more concerning, is this is being posted by one of the kids parents. Which means THEY were born sometime in BCE. Which means they were alive and old enough to have kids when Jesus was born.
  
  WHY ARE THEY NOT REVEALING THEIR TRICKS OF IMMORTALITY????
  
  And also, why are they threatening their kids life?
  
  67
  
  I thought Jesus was born a few years after his official birth year though?
  
  16
  
  A small correction and „fun fact“: there is no year zero. 1 BC is followed by 1 AD. Consequently things like the turn of the millennium happen a year after we celebrate them. But people found that weird.
  
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  The disturbing answer to both of your questions is drinking blood of children keeps you young. It's all about adrenochrome and you can but shouldn't google it
  
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  And also, why are they threatening their kids life?
  
  Probably some Biblical mumbo-jumbo.
  
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Damn. That kid is fucking oooooold!

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- His days are numbered, though.
  
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  I mean, if he's 2022 years old he probably doesn't have much time left. 💔
  
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  That's a pretty big number, though.
  
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- He looks so young for his age.
  
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  He doesn't look a day past 80
  
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When you're least expecting it... I will be there. Watch your back... for the tickle monster. And his knife... of love

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- Sounds like a detective Pimento quote
  
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Might not be a native English speaker.

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- I am fairly certain math and time are well understood concepts in non- English speaking cultures
  
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  Idioms and phrasing in English are not.
  
  What's the literal meaning of "his days are numbered"?
  
  15
- Could be right, but there’s google translate. If he’s posting in English seldom then better use it.
  
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  If he’s posting in English seldom then better use it
  
  The irony of being a dick about someone’s English and fucking it up yourself
  
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I believe that's a threat sandwich.

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Poor boy, in addiction to have a questionable reasoning father now he’s on Lemmyshitpost and who knows where else. That adds up to the senile problems

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- You said "in addiction".
  
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  Who isn't
  
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  Chazz : Mind-bottling, isn't it?
  
  Jimmy : Did you just say mind-bottling?
  
  Chazz : Yeah, mind-bottling. You know, when things are so crazy it gets your thoughts all trapped, like in a bottle?
  
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- Plus his father his making not so veiled treaths to his life.
  
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  Are you treathening me?
  
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Lolwut

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2+0-2+2 - checks out.

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Jesus!

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