Fighting Sexual Temptation? Play Badminton, Hong Kong Tells Teenagers.
Fighting Sexual Temptation? Play Badminton, Hong Kong Tells Teenagers.
Top officials in the Chinese territory have defended new sex education guidance that critics call regressive. Young people are amused.
It's true. Badminton players will never ever get laid.
50Want to play badminton? I brought a shuttlecock
36I'd hit that.
22The guy who wants to play badminton? Yeah. Everybody would hit them.
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Why are you fighting sexual temptation?
Stop fighting it and give already. Sexual temptation is awesome.
23I was going to make a tease and denial joke, but the humor came from making very weird sexual kinks seem normal, and going into graphic detail.
The more I added to that joke, the less funny it became, and sounded more like I was heavily advocating for bondage, chastity, tickling, and nuns.
Then the whole joke just got weird. Look man, I know I Lost My Mind, but even I have limits to my crazy.
So lets all pretend I said something funny instead of......whatever this is.
20OK, now you just have to post the comment
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Not a good idea to tell this to teenagers without also teaching them about contraceptives and protection.
12You should teach them that stuff anyway, ideally before they are teenagers. People are going to get frisky, it's inevitable, at least they should be able to protect themselves.
27Go on, then, give them the contraceptives and protection lecture
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have they tried graham crackers
16So if I want to play less Badminton and I cannot resist the urge, I ought to have more sex. 🤔
11Is this why China is a regular powerhouse in badminton? So much temptation!
6While on a bad mint I would also not get laid... Alright, I'll see myself out...
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