Please don't come inside
84ReplyTis a sin to spill thine seed on the ground, thou must forever diligently rawdog thine brother's wife. To please the lord.
63ReplyMy brother disagrees, so he clearly disrespects The Lord and must be killed, along with his male offspring, right?
29Reply 10ReplyOkay Nick Mullen.
2ReplyTis a sin to spill thine seed on the ground
Can't spank it with nail holes in your hands. Jesus' real sacrifice.
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65ReplyThat's fucked up and hilarious.
12ReplyNow THAT is why we need AI
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I used to be acquainted with a guy who would buy billboard time and put fake joke ads on them. This seems like something he'd put up
59ReplyI can feel you inside me :)
28ReplyOh Jesus Christ.
Oooooh Jesus Chriiiiist!
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19ReplyRelevant username?
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14ReplyI forgot that was on the mix cd one day and blasted it, singing along, with my 5 year old in the car.
Yep. That... became awkward and the after effects....
still a banger.
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at least he gives the courtesy of announcing it first.
13Replybut does he have the courtesy of a reach around?
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Me too, Jesus. Me too.
12ReplyThe version of "leave room for Jesus" we can all get behind.
11ReplyOk gooner
9ReplyDude get a towel or something….
7ReplyGuys. Maybe Peter North is jesus?
6ReplyHe’s coming?
5ReplyWhen Judas rings the doorbell frantically
4ReplyDon't think these evangelicals don't know what they are doing.
They know exactly what they are doing.
3Reply 3Reply...i read this in the tone of an exasperated husband responding to his wife waiting impatiently to drag him along to some saturday-afternoon garden tea party...
3ReplyMs. Magdalene knows how to work
2ReplyBlue spray paint…
1ReplyJesús likes to party! Bien por ti.
1ReplyDo not come.
1ReplyBiff must have had a really good time that night.
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