Tits out for Shabani
89Harambe is overcome with jealousy.
8Shabani; their tits out
Harambe; their dicks out
Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
9
"We have to stop this behavior!"
Politely puts up a sign
It works
78They did say it was in Japan.
59The Germany of Asia
1
Imagine being thirsty for a gorilla.
78dicks out for Harambetits out for Shabani21Never nuke country twice
20That's what happens when you go full yankee
Double-nuked then groomed into some weird mix of insane but obedient by daddy Joe.
7I'm not an expert on Japanese culture but if there's one thing I do know it's that Papa MacArthur isn't the one who made them, academically speaking, a bunch of subby little heirarchy freaks.
4
Notice me, gorilla-senpai!
18Ngl, I'm at half chub for the dude
14This reminds me of the horror story of the monkey prostitute.
12First of all, it was an orangutan, which is not a monkey.Second, it wasn't a prostitute, as the orangutan wasn't paid.
Third, I had no idea, as the orangutan was shaved, and they turned the lights off before I got into the bed.
291: Apes are cladistically monkeys these days. https://paoloviscardi.com/2011/04/21/apes-are-monkeys-deal-with-it/
2: I think most people would consider a sex slave a prostitute even if their slave holder doesn't let them keep the money but maybe that's a fair distinction if you just consider it all rape as a result of the lack of consent.
3: Understandable, but why'd you keep going back?
7You think the foot job would have gave it away.
3
Gross, where? Specifically, where?
1
I wonder if gorillas know their name based off interactions with trainers or if the yelling was bothering all the gorillas.
8Oh they know, they're really smart
2
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
8These are the girls who chose the bear.
3Japan is weird.
I really want to go and get involved, and I don't mean not in those weird videos or game shows you see on the internet.
2You should definitely go, it's great!
1
I finally understand why a japanese vtuber that I follow says she loves gorillas when referring to strong dudes.
1Bitches be crazy
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